The Fish

Red is not my colour.

and chino shorts, light shirt and espadrilles... think Jude Law in the Talented Mr Ripley.

I'm just going off what Everton fans have said. They're saying that he's like Stones who played a fair bit out wide, but he was always destined to shift into the centre.

That was referenced a few times, I'm not gonna lie. But honestly, it's a pretty nice way to get to a match and I think I insisted that I'd only attend future away trips that I could get to by boat.

If Galloway isn't an attack-minded fullback, we need to sign a winger to balance the flanks out.

Mind, you're a silly fucker trying to get into the 8 Bells on a matchday.

Most Everton fans on twitter seem to be saying Galloway's not a specialised Left BAck and is essentially just a left sided defender, if that's the case I'm not sure how much balance he's going to provide. He's still probably an improvement on Dummett, but he's not going to be the kind of attacking fullback we need, by all accounts.

That's a proper away day. I finished on a half day, met for a pint at Blackfriars then had a couple of over-priced Peronis on a lovely boat ride down to Putney, couple of pints in the Bricklayers, match, another pint, then Uber back to Clapham and a slice of pizza by the common. Far too straightforward, sensible and boring

Ta, Were you with the lads who pointed out that having the "Mind your Head" sign on the outside was a fucking pisstake? Hope the pub was up to scratch, shame about the football. We tried to go there after, but the Geordies had drank them dry by the time we got back

We'd be better off signing Galloway permanently.

I'm your huckleberry

I like that he signs every tweet with JK, so it looks like he was Just Kidding

https://youtu.be/CKFKWRSJdR0?t=72 Not that kind of player

Felt he really only became a reliable player when he was too knackered to even lope around the pitch and played as a fairly immobile target man. Should have bulked up when he was a bairn and played as a static pivot for players to run off.

I liked Shola and he is a bit of a cult figure, but that cult status had people tearing their hair out. Seemed like they felt any support for the gangly legged moron was a tacit acceptance of lower standards?

Lascelles might not yet be the finished article, and he may never be, but he was a better choice at CB than Steven Taylor. The blame for our relegation certainly doesn't lay at Lascelles door, there's a long list of guilty parties ahead of him in the blame queue.

Might be worth having MS in the squad, one of the last real chances he's got to con some bigger club to come sniffing about him? Conversely, it's the one of the last real chances to pick up an injury that'll deter some bigger club from sniffing about him. fuck it, stick him as a carpark attendant, he's got the cheery disposition for it.

"not that kind of player"

Shola had a career in the top flight, for the most part, and is one of the clubs most prolific goal scorers in european competition. He's still shit.

that lad at 1:05 ish, does his victim seem bothered at all, she just hands him the phone and keeps on wandering off?

Where were you sat?

You're doing better than I am.

Aye, that's where I'm at. If he goes we get an absolute fortune for a spineless arsehole, if he stays we'll have the best attacking midfielder in the league by a mile.