The Fish

#KoneChanceImStayingHere

27?! Jesus christ, I thought he was 24!

Repeating what others have said, but what a defender he was.

#Kone2016

You mean Djilibodji (sp?) Young Chelsea centreback. The rumour about us chasing Sylla from Anderlecht seems to be gathering momentum, but that could just be wishful thinking. Also rumblings that we're still chasing Knockaert from Brighton. Holy shit if we sign those 2 and a full back More likely we'll end up with David McGoldrick and Ola john standard players instead.

Can't see them dropping. They're shit, no doubt, but they've enough money to buy their way out of trouble in January. Plus they've got McCormack who's worth points on his own.

This kind of uncertainty can't be good for the team. He's not been training with them has he? And if he doesn't stay, they've not much time to source a replacement.

He was supposed to be having a medical a week ago, but I've seen nothing since then. Mind you, he's a French player at a Russian club and I can imagine that there are many, many layers of bullshit they have to get through before the deal goes through.

I'd love him to have the kind of break out season Carroll enjoyed and hopefully he'll get to play with a decent fullback behind him. Could provide a reliable supply to Mitro and in Aarons and Armstrong we've at least 2 lightning quick players on the break.

Looks like a Borini style saga, if he was keen on rejoining them he'd have signed already, wouldn't he?

This is where I'm at, sunderland are terrible and have a weaker side, but Moyes is a better manager than Allardyce. They need to buy some players soon though, as their fixtures in September and October aren't kind at all.

They need to spend a lot of money and quickly, but Dr Xia is a full-speed lunatic, so I'd not be surprised if they struggled this year.

Mackems haven't strengthened either, mind you. Losing Kone would be a big blow and it doesn't look like they'll have Yedlin or M'Vila either.

Swansea might be a decent bet for relegation; they've sold Williams and Ayew, and they've bought Leroy "Relegation Guaranteed" Fer.

Remember when Sissoko tackled Mitrovic in Leicester's box?

That's not even the worst DC name. Egg Fu Oh and "Rainbow Raider Another in a long line of weak, vaguely offensive super-villain motivations: colorblindness. Yes, Roy G. Bivolo was a recurring enemy of The Flash who was determined to become an artist despite his colorblindness. His father built him a pair of goggles that emit solid beams of rainbows he can ride around (a concept that must have seemed silly even at its inception), using them to commit art gallery heists. If he can’t appreciate art, no one can! The weak villain with the ridiculous costume and backstory somehow inspired a villain group called the Rainbow Raiders, but has mostly fallen into obscurity anyway." To be fair, objectively, few of them have great names; Wolverine, Spider-Man and Batman are stupid names that have become acceptable because of the characters, but the really bad names are incredible.

No, he shouldn't, should he.

Can't read them, what the inside scoop?

Red is not my colour.

and chino shorts, light shirt and espadrilles... think Jude Law in the Talented Mr Ripley.

I'm just going off what Everton fans have said. They're saying that he's like Stones who played a fair bit out wide, but he was always destined to shift into the centre.

That was referenced a few times, I'm not gonna lie. But honestly, it's a pretty nice way to get to a match and I think I insisted that I'd only attend future away trips that I could get to by boat.

If Galloway isn't an attack-minded fullback, we need to sign a winger to balance the flanks out.

Mind, you're a silly fucker trying to get into the 8 Bells on a matchday.