The Fish

Short reviews of cars I've owned Rover 200 - pile of shit that my mother had driven for years. I'm glad I crashed it. BMW 1 series - absolute fucking money pit, ended up getting £900 off a garage who just wanted the parts. Kia Ceed - perfectly fine hatchback, cheap to run, cheap to insure, 7 year warranty, would have kept it but salesman was a total cunt. VW Polo - yeah, fine I guess. Caring about cars must come in your 50s, I suppose?

I don't get why the press don't call them Man Yoo? It's shorter than 'United'. It is instantly clear who they're talking about too. Trickier with Man City though.

Offside law is to prevent an unfair advantage. When you're getting into millimetres it's not really a strong case that the attacker had an unfair advantage. Daylight is an unfair advantage and not from the torso, the shoulder or the knees. It should be trailing foot Vs leading foot.

Irony is that if that was the limit of his ambition, he'd 'not be good enough' for the Man City of Mordor.

Was it really VAR where the problem lay? I thought we were fucked by a different interpretation of the handball law?

And of course, the genocide

Why not just say no replays after the third round?

He's a man apart. I mean Truss has utterly fucked the entire British Isles and everyone in it

Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death. Group of Death.

3 hours and nothing? Fucks sake Dougle

We have never, in our history, signed a good player. We've always overpaid for absolute dog eggs. Until they prove their worth and then of course they're good, we paid an absolute fortune from them, but they'll be off as soon as a big club comes in for them. Once they leave they become top class

Chelsea and Man Utd are near impossible to gauge. They're getting by on individual talent, but they've got players with loads of it. They can as easily lose to a relegation side as they can take points off a title challenger. They could conceivably lose the next 4 on the bounce.

Gemmill's read Toonpack's post, and he's had a think, then he's typed out his reply and then bang, he's submitted it. /ShearerPunditry

He's right, mind. Super computers analyse meteorological systems, they investigate the hidden mysteries within gene sequences, peering at the building blocks of existence. You don't need one for this shit You can forecast probabilities on fucking Excel.

Guess it hasn't been updated yet

Using the predictor from here https://thefishy.co.uk/calc.php I predicted these results And got this final table

You think that's bad? I want Everton to beat Chelsea tomorrow.

That's the thing, as long as CL football is mathematically possible, it should provide motivation. We have a decent run in, no European football, no domestic cup distraction, some players coming back to fitness too This season has been very good. I think Luke Edwards raised a good point. Has this season been as impressive as the others under Howe, when you consider all the injuries and suspensions, tough draws etc. 1st rescues us from odds on for the drop, to 11th. 2nd, transforms our style, gets us into CL, excellent defence, etc. 3rd, almost navigates out of the Group of Death, 2 domestic QFs despite unbelievable draws, potentially gets us into Europe, despite being unable to consistently name our best 11.

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