The Fish

Everything in the armoire does.

Last Christmas I genuinely received an A5 sized bit of plastic which had printed upon it "I'm not weird, I'm unique" in cursive. What a pile of fucking shit. If I wasn't assured of my awesomeness, I'd think that I was the reason I get shit presents.

I like a shit Christmas jumper, but Secret Santa is bullshit.

Why were your knickers already round your knees? be honest, did you make the puddle yourself?

Howay Ant, lets have a look at this 27yr old virgin.

Wonder if this plum is from Waccoe

Happy Birthday Meenz

Did I read somewhere that someone had a pop at him for his alopecia so he had a go back?

Lazaar too if he's called up. I know he's not featured, but it's depth at LB we'll be without.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20161116/club-statement-jonjo-shelvey_2281670_6076229

Only in the interests of clarity. Yours works too, by the way, well done.

I'd not set it out like that mate. Easier to group three blocks and total them

Enjoyed reading those pieces. Thought it was class that Rafa would only have the Manager of the Month photo taken with his entire team and didn't want the articles written unless they were written about the everyone. He's a proper actual real life football manager, isn't he? Wonder how the Palace fans are enjoying their man by of comparison?

It's probably a vocal minority on Waccoe that convinced me of that, to be fair. My Waccoe profile is being censored, as according to them I'm an Away fan WUM. There's been threats of actual physical violence against me, but I've been censored because... I guess because a few of their members are keyboard warriors and have got themselves all in a tizz?

If we play a more ground based game, with Diame, Yedlin, Gouffran/Atsu, carrying the ball rather than trying to Shelvey it, we will keep more possession but will not be able to unlock their defence as easily. Which is fine by me.

Gayle and Ritchie take a few of the freekicks, don't they? But yeah, he'll be a big loss. The good news is how poor they apparently are at set pieces, vs how good we've been. Plus if their play is mainly down the flanks, if we can starve them of the ball, we should be able to nullify their attacks, no?

Put your house on Clark scoring at anytime.

Ah, I see. Yeah I've changed a bit, but I've always been flighty and contradictory. One thing I've learnt is to try and keep my proselytising to subjects I've a fucking clue about. US and UK politics are best left to those in the know and CT.... and Parky. Oh and check your inbox

What's your beef, chief? I would have thought you'd be well in favour of the area? Less chance of seagulls than on the coast, surely?

That's unlike them.

I could, but all you do is moan, mope and bitch so I think you need real misery and torment in your life to make you appreciate what you had.

We're looking to buy next year and because we know a few tradesmen we're looking at a fixer-upper/project. Looking at Holmfirth (where they filmed Last of the Summer Wine apparently) and there's some cracking houses in our budget. She's more keen on new-builds than I am. My reservations are mostly that some new builds can be quite pokey and flimsy, they also don't readily lend themselves to extension or personalisation. An older house may come with problems, but if we buy to improve, we should be able to address those issues straight away and once the property is finished, we'll have an incredible "forever home", in a really nice area with good primary and secondary schools, 1hr from Manchester/Leeds/Sheffield.