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The Fish

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  1. Lavender will forever be my favourite synonym for the gays.
  2. Not afraid of a sit down wee at home either. That's me, pushing boundaries.
  3. I've noticed, I think it's because the consensus is that I'm an aspiring stand-up
  4. I don't think anyone else has their glib remarks critiqued half as much as I do.
  5. Guessing you've already seen it, but there's a short video about how the reintroduction of wolves into Yellowstone has had a dramatic impact on not just the flora and fauna, but the actual landscape too.
  6. Yep, apparently the lad who got it for me (who I maybe had 4 conversations with in 2 years) has no sense of humour and is cheaper than a bushel of budgies. He had a Star Wars mug that changed colour when hot liquid was poured into it. I might like comics, but he's a fucking nerd.
  7. About what? the plastic p.o.s.?
  8. I'm neither weird, nor unique, dear boy.
  9. Making Absinthe for the locals in the cellar of an island castle.
  10. Everything in the armoire does.
  11. Last Christmas I genuinely received an A5 sized bit of plastic which had printed upon it "I'm not weird, I'm unique" in cursive. What a pile of fucking shit. If I wasn't assured of my awesomeness, I'd think that I was the reason I get shit presents.
  12. I like a shit Christmas jumper, but Secret Santa is bullshit.
  13. Why were your knickers already round your knees? be honest, did you make the puddle yourself?
  14. Howay Ant, lets have a look at this 27yr old virgin.
  15. Did I read somewhere that someone had a pop at him for his alopecia so he had a go back?
  16. Lazaar too if he's called up. I know he's not featured, but it's depth at LB we'll be without.
  17. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20161116/club-statement-jonjo-shelvey_2281670_6076229
  18. The Fish

    Excel People

    Only in the interests of clarity. Yours works too, by the way, well done.
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