The Fish

The cheeky bastard "Oh, do you mind paying a bit early so I can buy something for my daughter?"

I've no real problem with Palace. I understand why they wanted to lord it over us when Pardew was on his upswing, but they're fairly contrite and reasonable now. I hope Pardew stays in the Premier League for at least one more season so Benitez can be magnanimous in the foreground as the fans and players lose their shit behind him to celebrate putting double figures past the unbearable prick.

Maybe was sold the role under false pretenses?

All on Kodi/tv and those I've caught on Radio. Already admitted I've not seen as many as I'd like, but like you I don't think he's as good as the song suggests. I think I raise Ritchie for criticism in response to the criticism of Mitrovic, and Perez because I see they're the scapegoats more often than not, while other players avoid criticism.

I can't remember the last good game he had to be honest. Even in the Preston Cup game he didn't stand out for me. I think he's avoiding criticism because of the Good Chant rule. Obviously, this could just be down to not seeing as much of the games as I'd like.

When I heard him dribble it on MOTD I was relieved when Murphy started to argue, but disappointed when he didn't have time to pull it apart. Neville said something like "I feel sorry for Alan, he's worked with the players all week then they let him down". Murphy started to counter that and was surely going on to say that it's Pardew that's working with the players all week and they still can't defend set-pieces. Times like that I wish Match of the Day wasn't so hamstrung by the brevity needed for each game.

Changed my mind after considering the impact of HF's terrible thread title. 1-2 loss.

Ritchie has been bollocks out wide for a while too. Might get more from him if we can get him on the ball more?

How many sheets did you part with?

I forgive you. Because I'm magnanimous and gracious.

I wouldn't mind seeing one of the wide players given a shot in a more central role.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/kone-rumour-to-everton-in-jan.1302096/unread

Just discovered you're allowed to make 3 subs + 1 sub in extra time in the FA Cup 6th round.

Titter

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/newcastle-natter-nufc-podcast/id567766877?mt=2# https://soundcloud.com/playbackmedia/the-pre-hamlet-natter?in=playbackmedia/sets/newcastle-natter-2015-16

Didn't see the previous posts and I'm pretty sure it is spelled non sequitur?

Says he of the Chinese mouse proportions? I seem to remember you sounding just like Bobcat Goldthwaite

I mean, you could just listen to 3 minutes of a podcast to hear that I don't sound remotely antipodean.

You spelled John Wayne wrong.

Quite the nonsequitur there Alex.

Well there's audio out there of my voice, so I'll let the rest of you decide if I've an Aussie voice, or if Dr Gloom is a massive bellend.

I think Gloomy's fallen off his hoverboard too often.

Should have just forwarded this to the Palace fans.

Did I hurt your feelings?