The Fish

Roughly how much time do you think will have to pass before all this dies down?

Kind of like a Champagne enema, but with more the feel of a British Summertime than an F1 Podium.

They got hit hard this summer by Aperol. But, we're British, we'll come back to Pimms soon enough.

Don't even fucking joke.

Something about Hyenas makes them look prehistoric. Same with their cousins the Mongoose and Fossas, all look like they've arrived at a stage in their evolution that has plateaued. Why bother evolving further when you're a fucking badass?

I'm ashamed of how giddy I am to play around with this. There's a whole mess of stuff in this sheet to play around with if you want https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

I am delighted with the traffic that my INTENTIONAL error created for this site. It's all about clickbait now, and you all chomped.

Despite not being a Geordie? He's got them so well drilled defensively, and they've a couple of quality players that make the difference in this league. I hope he comes up with us and stays up too. He's earned his stripes the hard way.

Fuck off

Nah, Benitez is a failure because he couldn't keep us up, even though Di Canio kept them up.

Apparently, by virtue of playing the Premier League, they're all Premier League standard players, but ours are not Premier league standard players because they're not Premier League players. That said, we should be pissing this Pub League, because we've paid over the odds for players that are too good for it. The hubris on show by some of them is staggering, and if they go down and fail to win every game, I'm not sure their brains will cope.

you pack of cunts.

A post-truth society has it's costs, this is one of them.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzkDDIfWEAMqJpX.jpg

Was going off nufc.com and I honestly couldn't remember Dummett signing a new deal. http://www.nufc.com/2016-17html/squad.html

Big fan of this. In a post about watching the Leicester season review, in a season where Sunderland fans celebrate survival, it's our relegation that elicits the biggest response.

That is an early start on the tequila I think he's a bit shit, I think he's slow for a fullback and he offers very little going forward (which is poor for a modern fullback). But Last season, everyone looked a bit cack, and while the drop in qulaity of opposition is definitely a bug factor, the stuff they're making look simple now was beyond them under Tufty McTwatface.

Most players looked shit under McClaren, to be fair.

Ready To Go, mostly.

Consensus on there is that Newcastle will have to overhaul their playing squad if we're promoted from that "pub league". They're adamant we have one or two Premier League quality players and the others will need to be sold. Trouble is, according to the members of RTG, we've a huge squad on massive wages. Sounds like promotion would be terrible for us, I vote we petition to stay in the Championship for another season.

He's 25, he's not great, he won't demanding a big wage, and we'd be foolish to let him go for nowt. Give him another contract, but if a Championship/Lower Prem club bids for him, I'd not be bothered about losing him.

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Contract is up in the summer, he's been consistent and although he certainly has limitations his professionalism and commitment has been exemplary. He's solid if unspectacular, can play left back or centre back, isn't one to disrupt the dressing room and has been loyal to the club. Would you offer him a new deal, even though it's unlikely that he'll be our 1st choice left back in the Premier League?