The Fish

Fuck you turdburglar, Happy Face has 3 (THREE!) accounts.

Nah, not enough CGI badgers for my taste. ...

FUCKING MSM!!!

Speaking of Palace, just had a look on their board. It's basically a list of threads alternating between "PARDEW OUT" and "PARDEW IN".

It's give and take. They give it big licks and we take the piss. We give them abuse and they take the huff.

I do think there should be a panel that sits once a month or so and goes over incidents where a player has dived, or simulated or whatever synonym for cheated they're using. Bugbear of mine is clutching the face when the contact wasn't there, or didn't even happen at all.

I remember Bellamy got one of those against Wolves (Lescott I think), far right hand side of the box, going out of it, bit of contact and Bellers went down. Mental.

Seen we've been the biggest draws for tv audiences in the Championship? Hopefully might mean we're on tv more often in the 2nd half of the season.

Glad you've taken steps mate, echo the sentiments that it's always a good idea to talk it through with someone. Be it people invested in your well being, or the drop in sessions you're going to.

They're not in great form either, but I agree we need to remind this congress of bottom feeder just exactly who they're fucking with. Another 6-0 should do it. re: Brighton, they have a core group of players who seem to play every game. A couple of injuries, or just tired legs over the Christmas period and they may drop points because of the lack of depth.

Trump is a windbag and even though he's surrounding himself with awful awful people I think he can be manipulated more easily than the likes of Pence. Pence will make it his mission to overturn gay rights amendments, Roe vs Wade, Obamacare etc. Trump wouldn't give a shit about any of that, in fact if he got to call them "TRUMPcare, TRUMPgay rights amendments and TRUMPRoe vs TRUMPWade, he'd be in favour of them.

17th vs 18th played out in front of the world's media, so that when the last hope of survival drifts out of play on the far side and the final whistle goes, all those people who've paid princely sums to support their side to the end, realise it's all been a waste of time and money because the showers of shit that don't deserve to wear the shirt have let them down once more. The camera pans along the row as pain, fury and sorrow show on the faces of the beleaguered fans, then cuts back to a relegated peacock swapping shirts and a joke with his erstwhile opponent. And the rest of the football world rushes to social media to pour yet more misery on the relegated fanbase with shit puns and worse memes. I, for one am, fully behind that.

Pence is even worse.

What's more in keeping with my persona on this board? Agreeing to this reasonable request, or being a cunt?

We've had London games moved to a Monday night and we've still sold out. Any excuse for a piss up

Aye, I'd start him then maybe take him off after 50 minutes or so? The terms and phrases being used at the minute are surprising me. "Getting points on the board", "turn this round", and the like. We're top of the league, we lost a cup game against Premier League opposition on penalties and the Forest game cannot be a cause for concern as it was void as a contest as soon as Dummett saw red. The Blackburn game was shit and a disappointment, but the other two losses have sufficient mitigating factors that I'm not worried at all.

Minimum 5 games if found guilty.

I do tend to agree with that, however a counterpoint would be that we need to get used to playing without him in competitive games.

Every minute counts for those fat fuckers http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27328674

Can't find my christmas one, can't be bothered to make/find one so you can suffer this one throughout and presume I'm a Grinch. Scratch that, someone did one for me in this very thread so Merry Christmas you filthy animals.

Are we their longest journey? It's only 3 and a bit hours, what are they moaning about?

We've the biggest and best squad in the Championship, we can rotate our squad without dropping the standard too muich. Far more so than any of the other teams up at the top of the table. I know he gets some shit on here, but Mitrovic is a much better option most teams have in lieu of their first choice striker. Lascelles, Clark, Mbemba and even Hanley would walk into most Championship sides. Unlike most Christmas periods before, in this one we have a chance to kick on while others are struggling with the fixture list.