The Fish

You'll need a host of them if you keep this up.

They're flat broke, if Defoe is tempted could they resist a daft (£10m bid)? More chance of Pickford going to Liverpool for megabucks, to be honest.

Last time there was a big gap between the top 2 and the rest was 13/14 when Leicester came up with Burnley (8pts clear of 3rd) and before that it was the last time we went up with West Brom (12 points clear of 3rd), every other season it's been down to 3 points or so.

Sure, it's all "Joke joke joke", "Ha Ha Ha", but who fucking called it right? That's right cockfuckers, Dave got it right.

It's fucking there, Happy Face is a big fat liar. Click the link yourself if you don't believe me Rayvin. If that is your real name!

Just looked at that, only £53m spent, and c£30m of that was on Andre Ayew and Lanzini.

Fucker. They took a load of their points off traditionally top sides, who have all improved this year? Last season they took 21pts off those teams, this year they've met them all and have only taken 2pts from the 6 fixtures against the traditional top 6.

Wonder why it's gone off the rails so badly? Was Payet just a 1 season wonder?

... I do a podcast and that?

We're both bald

MF is a meany, and no mistake. Not as mean as Gemmil is to Renton, but mean, none the less.

Speak for yourself thunderthighs

Aye he's all right. To be honest, now that Lawrenson has been put out to pasture, there's a few younger pundits who I don't mind; Jenas, Kilbane, Murphy (at times) with Shearer as the old head. It's not too shabby on Match of the Day at the minute.

I'm not even 100% clear as to why ol'Conehead's gone radio silent, but he'll be delighted that talk of him has taken attention away from the object of his unrequited love.

You'll have to retract my boot from your backside if you try it, sunshine.

I wouldn't read too much into it beyond, as Howay says, politeness.

HOW ABOUT THEM FACTS YA CHEEKY FUCKING SOPPYBOLLOCKS!!

Looking forward to Kilbane's 400 word piece in response to Antonio Conte's ignorance of him. "I'm not bothered, but if he watches Preston North End's 95/96 season review VHS, he'll see who the fuck I am"

Standard 'not answering the question' answer. Can't imagine anything changing, but if Ashley suddenly decides he wants to sell Lascelles, Gayle and Shelvey under Rafa's nose, he might think "Fuck this!" Also, can you see him swapping a team that's odds on to be in the top flight next year vs a team that might not? Especially as he pursued us, he remoulded us, he is putting down the foundations of something special here. I can't see him trading that for the Dildo Twins and upping sticks to London when such a big thing was made of him staying close® to where his family have put down roots. plus we sang for him, which has to count for something too... right?

I don't think I did, perhaps it was omitted from the view when sharing through google sheets? Dunno, I always like to have F&A columns...

Yeah, but I've done it for all teams, so SUCK MA PLUMS https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

Happy Birthday BIG EYES.

Final Position is already in there; Column B Added PpG for you though https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2yILzO651JhhltRIPBk5hcbRw9keL5QtZQ4XUURjSs/edit?usp=sharing

Honestly, some of the shit she shows me that she wants for the next house. It looks like the only place it would be at home is in the pages of an Interior Design magazine. But, I don't care enough to put up that much of a fight. As long as the tv is big and we've got a kettle, I'm sorted.