The Fish

Some heroes don't wear capes.

No, you pack of cunts, that is not me. @Gemmil is having a lovely old time at my expense and for that he should be ashamed. Oh, and no, I'm not going to post a picture of me holding todays paper and a sign saying "I'm not Paul Wynn", either.

Yeah, it's clear. It's because he's a cockney, right?

What?

Someone put his 2016 win % on twitter; 28%. His 2016 win % without cup games? 15%.

Burton have just one win from their last seven games; At home to Rotherham.

It's Vic and Bob.

I'm not sure if their fans have the will to demand a rebirth, being a Premier League club (even if it's in name only) seems to be enough for the majority of Sunderland fans. Some on RTG genuinely said before their loss to Chelsea "This is what it's all about, playing the best teams in the world". Now, I've enjoyed watching us go toe-to-toe with Ferguson's Man Utd, Wenger's Arsenal and Mourinho's Chelsea, but the point wasn't to stare wide-eyed as the superstars roll into town, it was to compete. They genuinely seemed to be delighted that little old Sunderland got to play hosts to the Big Boys. Like Burton Albion are doing for us this weekend. Going forward, the best thing for them is to draw on their decent record of producing young players, stick with a manager like Moyes, and build an identity that isn't the "turd that won't flush". But that is most likely going to come at the cost of their Premier League.

Can I be the Theon Greyjoy before he betrays/is betrayed. I'm very attached to my wang y'see and my lass is too.

3-0 to us

Ah cheers. That'll be another reason they're in the shit, <£15m in "Merit payments" over 3 years. 3.0 13/14 6.2 14/15 4.9 15/16

I've been searching for a reliable website with that info, where'd you get it?

Oh sure, but I meant that they don't even get the top of c£1m every so often by being on tv.

Burnley, Boro and Hull will get mentions because they're the promoted sides. Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City and Spurs will be pored over because they're "big clubs". Leicester will get loads of coverage this year because they're champions and doing shite. There's 10 teams ahead of sunderland in the interest stakes already. Then you've Everton and West Ham who're decent sized clubs that have it in them to either flirt with Europe or Relegation in any given season. Pardew is Box Office, so Palace get more coverage than they should. To most neutrals Sunderland are just that side that should have been relegated a while ago and haven't been, they don't play attractive football, they aren't experiencing huge tumult on or off the pitch (that's of interest to neutrals), they're just not very good.

Ours is more "wasted potential" than "fucking fucked in the fucking fuckhole".

Pay over the odds in transfer fees and player wages Almost never make a profit on a player sale Rarely get televised games Can't do brilliantly in merchandising as surely it's only the surrounding area that buys the shirts and SIX IN A ROW FTM VHS tapes? Don't get much in sponsorship because they're not very good and rarely on tv. actually here you go

Law of the Jungle.

Stevie?

Ad hoc ergo propter hoc

we haven't done one of these for a while. stop me if i've missed a category, and get your nominations in - best all round poster (football) David Kelly - best all round poster (general) Rayvin - funniest poster Monkeys Fist - most thought provoking thread starter Happy Face - poster you'd most like to go for a beer with Meenzer - poster you'd most like to slap in the face with a wet fish Essembee - thickest skin I'm guessing I can't vote for myself, so I'll say Essembee - thinnest skin I rarely do much more than dip my toe in the politics thread, but I'd say Renton - best fact checker Happy Face - biggest blairite Renton - biggest trot Rayvin - most likely to end up in an insane asylum Wykiki (after racking up a significant body count) - biggest hipster wanker Dr Gloom - most sanctimonious J69 - most missed former poster KSA - the leazesmag award for the poster most likely to start an argument with him/herself Chez - best female poster Gemmil (Cath obvs)

Not desperation, it just served as a reminder about whom you are fucking with.