The Fish

Wasn't there a fat Newcastle fan whose crotch had split and his offal was on show?

You read what he said about Martin Luther King? He opened by saying what a great guy he was, then somehow managed to bring it back to how mean the media is being about him. I cannot fathom how the majority of Republicans are ok with their party being lead by this man-child. I get why the average American Trump supporter isn't turning on him; they've fully signed up to his cult and he could flipflop on every topic and they'd not bat an eye.

Not sure his role was made redundant, just reigned in a bit. He remains a chief scout, doesn't he?

Doesn't make up for anything, but the opposition 'keeper has been Man of the Match in the last two games imo.

Was their intelligence wrong? We have no idea what they told him, whether he paid any attention to it, whether he demanded a blood & thunder plan to get the bad dudes instead of wishy washy hanging around for another meeting about boring intelligence? What we do know is that he's their commander in chief and if he orders them to go get those baddies that's what they must do.

I wouldn't be surprised if he recieved intel and advice from the military, then he'll talk to his political advisors who shape the decisions that further their agenda regardless of the advice and counsel of the military.

Sure Ir ead somewhere that he was the nominated penalty taker?

Never heard of it. Might be worth asking Twitter?

I'd want a spotlight shone on any annoying tossers. Pause the movie, illuminate the gobby cunts, and ask them to shut the fuck up or leave. Kermode's got the right idea with his code of conduct.

To be honest, I'm hoping he's using a genuine frustration about transfers to divert attention away from what was a shocking performance on the whole, and an indictment of his Cup selection. Yeah, looks like, but Mitrovic's failings against Oxford weren't attitude or application, it was confidence and concentration. Something that won't improve on the bench.

Just reminded me of thing I watched with my parents a while ago that may have been that show, could have been Grand Designs Down Under or whatever. There was an older couple, I think she was an artist, anyway they'd had their dream home built and were describing the decking to the presenter when the old bloke said "Ah I larve to sit here in the morning and watch the bush arand moi dick."

Shocking 1st half, 2nd half was a little better. They were barely awake and we were fortunate not to go in at half time a couple of goals down. Cannot understand taking Murphy off for Ameobi and not Mitrovic. Yes the big mad Serb was poor against Oxford, but he's still a better striker than a tired, poorly performing Gouffran, isn't he? Re: the interview, it is a concern, but I'm not ready to throw the baby out with the bathwater just yet.

Yeah, what he said.

To be honest I'd have loved to see us sign those two Croatian youngsters, bed them into English football. Coric is an attacking midfielder that should have helped Shelvey and Benkovic could have been blooded here and there. But when a £35m bid is rejected, there's not much more we can do. At the same time I would be annoyed if we spent £15m on Townsend, which meant in the summer we couldn't afford to spend £30m on a player to improve on Gayle, or Shelvey. "We were going to be promoted anyway, why buy a luxury player?" etc.

Lets be clear, we're not just 3 points ahead of Reading, we're 3 points, 2 games and 27 goals ahead of 3rd place. Yes, Shelvey is integral and I'd have liked to have seen a player brought in to help shoulder that burden, but Newcastle aren't the only party involved in transfers and if Everton are demanding market-inflated eye-watering sums for James McCarthy I understand why we didn't sign him. If we cannot assure the player he'll start every game I understand why a Premier League standard player (who are the only players we should be looking at) wouldn't want to drop down. If the other team wants cash up front so they can juggle their own squad, I can understand why they wouldn't let a player leave on a loan deal.

But if the next increment is in only 6 months time, is there much point in buying Townsend now? Gouffran is first choice wide left, and while Townsend is much better than Gouffran, he doesn't play there. A Spurs fan I know joked that if you played him on the left, he'd still cut onto his left, take it out for a throw-in and then shoot. If we were in the chasing pack I think we would have strengthened, but we're doing very well and £15m for Townsend is gilding the lily imo.

Maybe he found a few of CT's Roman coins behind the bench at Selhurst?

Interesting you say that (and I don't disagree), but I see the eagerness to sign Townsend this window as a bit of panicking from the Newcastle fans. We're doing well in the league (you could say brilliantly were it not for Brighton's equally extraordinary season). If we maintain our average PpG we might even break 100pts. We surely don't need a player and certainly not a winger. Nobody seems as bothered that we didn't sign a Shelvey-like player which is clearly more of a concern. We didn't sign a striker in case Gayle's hamstring goes again. People are upset we didn't close a deal for Andros Townsend, a winger that would either share the right wing berth with Ritchie, push Ritchie to the opposite flank or be played out of position himself. I doubt that Townsend wants to be anything less than a guaranteed starter. When you see the sums being asked for players like McCarthy and Cairney, I can understand why we didn't secure a CM. And strikers aren't going to be cheap, or interested in a substitute role behind Gayle. I'm sure Rafa wanted players in, I don't know of a manager who doesn't want to buy players every window, but I'm confident that while disappointed nothing happened I don't think that he'll kick off given the context of the market.

I was close then?

You're on fire with obscure 'keepers from our history today Who's next, Peter Keen?* *goooooooogled

Dyer + Southampton always brings to mind that horror tackle that nearly ended Dyer's hopes of going to Japan with England. I cannot for the life of me remember the Southampton player's name. I keep wanting to say Tal Ben Haim but I think I'm just being a massive racist

That's a dig.

I do. We don't know if Championship stalwarts like Gayle, Shelvey, Hayden, Clark, Darlow will cut it in the top flight. To guarantee a midtable finish we can't risk half a season with them as lynch pins. We could probably rely on them to deliver 13th-17th with a few additions. I reckon getting midtable over a couple of seasons would cost less than going for it in 1. Doing it in one means we have to hit the ground running, our stars, our squad and our staff need to perform a level that is several levels highers than they are now. Frankly I don't think Gayle will get 20 goals in the top flight, I don't think teams will afford Shelvey as much space and time, I don't think Darlow will face as few shots. I think that added difficulty will mean we can get safe but not much more than that. To guarantee more would mean overhauling the squad. Over two seasons Mitrovic might suddenly find his feet in the summer after our first season back and become a 20 goal striker (he won't), a decent club might get relegated meaning we can steal their standout, wantaway star for buttons, we've more time to identify and court targets... dunno, it's hypothetical. But aim to guarantee safety 17/18, push for mediocrity in 18/19, see where we are and where we can get. Maybe even give the cups a proper fucking go?

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I think more than safety (>14th) would cost £100m in our first season. Aiming to jump from Championship to midtable would need a reliable striker in the Prem (£25m?), a strong pair of CBs (£30m?), a game changer in midfield (£20m?), and depth across the squad (£30m?). I'm content to walk before we run.