The Fish

And just like that 13.5m dogs just started barking.

This is going to terribly isn't it?

I blame the established top clubs creating this protectionist bullshit in the first place.

Can I do it in blood?

Pure profit for someone untested in the Premier League. I'd sell him to Dortmund for £30m+ with a reasonable buy-back clause?

Asides from the fringe players whose contracts have come to an end, there are persisting stories about us selling Minteh for north of £35m. Other than that I've not heard any rumours. I'm guessing Almiron and Wilson would be available, but not sure who their likely suitors would be.

Be careful to avoid any marauding MLFs, they'll windmill you all over.

It's not going to motivate those with power to enact change to do anything. Just Stop Oil are actually recruiting people to the other side with their nonsense.

If they splashed paint on the CEOs of oil companies, and energy providers, everyone would be well behind them. Disrupting the everyman, or vandalising art/history won't get them support from anyone who isn't already supportive.

Finished your post off for you.

I get that it keeps the story in the headlines, and keeps the conversation rumbling on, BUT attacking art and history isn't exactly getting the populace onside by sticking it to the man.

Fffffffucking hell, trying to do a shop in M&S while the Saga crowd are in. Marjorie doddering along with Roger, parking their trolley horizontal across the aisle, creating huge lines at the checkout because they cannot understand the self scan stuff. Fuckers haven't got long left, you'd think they'd be in more of a hurry.

Feel this deserves at least one lol. Ya bunch of ingrates.

Soon Darren Fletcher or Tom Baker

Hopefully when he next risks putting his head above the parapet, someone will share this poll with him.

We give them hookers, and quiet roads to dump bodies, what more could they need?

The same reason it's in quotation marks. That was written by his lawyer.

"Nooooo MAM! it was these other boys, they go to a different school!"

Dunno if you're just being obtuse for a laugh, but I remember when "being friends on facebook" was some silly almost geeky thing. The amount of times I'd meet someone on a night out and become their friend on facebook was ridiculous. People just accumulated friends as a social game of one-upmanship. It wasn't serious at all. It was a throwaway website where we organised a Uni night out or shared photos of a Uni night out. Now it's this leviathan that's trampled it's way into political discourse. I do think someone with a link to fascist agitators shouldn't be anywhere near British politics, BUT it's ridiculous to me that facebook holds this much weight.

Humility is for the weak.

Leicester among the favourites to go down? No manager yet, possible points deduction hanging over them, and a pretty rough March and April.

18 minutes

That's not the Brucey Bonus you make out. Ipswich will be full of enthusiasm and confidence, all giddy to be back in the top flight. Their first home game of the season and it's against one of the 'big boys'. Slot's first taste of the English top flight, away from home. I'd rather we had Brentford at home first, to be honest.