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The Fish

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  1. Don't tell Gemmill, he'll kill you where you stand.
  2. Is that Romesh Ranganathan in the background? /BrexitmeansBrexit
  3. Ah mate, you've totally missed out. So who's been the best Newcastle player (pure ability, efficiency or otherwise) that you've seen live then?
  4. Could you imagine Pardew standing on the steps trying to explain the Carroll sale? "why Alan, why have you done this?" "Fahk off you mahgs, you shud be fankin Mike!"
  5. http://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/alan-shearer/alletore/spieler/3110/plus/1?saison=&verein=762&liga=&wettbewerb=&pos=&minute=&pos=&torart=&stand= Says 41 for us
  6. If my written opinions on Sigurdsson worked him up this much, imagine how furious he'd be if he listened to my annoying fucking voice espousing exaggerated opinions for effect. But if you do try it, leave us a good review, eh?
  7. Just get straight to sleep man. Try some valerian root just beforehand as well. Worked a treat for me. I used to live in a house with 4 other people, on a main road, in London and yet when I started having a drop of that stuff in a glass of water I slept like a fucking log.
  8. Fair dos, I remember those days. Do you go straight to sleep after your shift, or a stay up for a bit? Lads I worked with would stay up for a few hours, watching a few episodes of something or whatever. I was already half asleep by the time my key found the lock.
  9. Are you all right? You seem awfully tetchy.
  10. Even getting dug out for a typo now? I honestly think anyone else could hold a similar opinion and it wouldn't get the reaction it does when it's mine Whatever gets them through a Monday morning though.
  11. He's not even in the French squad man. Fucking Thauvin is, but your tip for "legend" status is notable by his absence. Also, he's shite.
  12. "stupid words" Bless you. I was, and I still think he gets more criticism than he deserves, but what I actually said was that I'd rather "trust Benitez with £80m than McClaren and Carr with a fiver". So you've missed a few salient* bits out there, haven't you? Alos, what are you up to, stalking me like a weird stalking stalker? *Sorry by "salient" I should use "important", shouldn't I?
  13. Sure thing Parky, you'd know. Did you also say we'd finish above Arsenal when Allardyce was in charge?
  14. I don't think he'll be content building a side that loses every week. But I don't think Gylfi Sigurdsson would choose newly promoted Newcastle United over established top half Stoke. I mean, obvious such an out-there opinion is hugely controversial, so I can understand your opprobrium.
  15. Not mentioned her in ages you big mop haired bell end.
  16. My point? My point is pretty obvious, Sigurdsson is more likely to sign for Stoke who've an outside chance of playing in Europe ahead of us when we've got an outside chance of the top half. All things being equal he'd definitely prefer to play for us than Stoke, but things aren't equal and you need to manage your expectations. No, I'm not overcompensating you big silly.
  17. Where are Stoke in the Premier League? Where are we? Where are Stoke likely to finish next year, where are we?
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