The Fish

Not sure when I'll let them have tablets. Eldest only really watches shit when we're on a car journey. When did you let the kids have the tech?

Didn't they just switch to mobile data?

I am quite taciturn.

Win win, by the sounds of things. This shit is definitely something we're worried about. I remember seeing something about a group who set up a fake account on tiktok pretending to be a teenage girl. Something insane like minutes after they did, the feed was filled with stuff about dieting, dating and self harm.

Isn't it some archaic sport, some predecessor to football? Two Derbyshire villages having a fight, but calling it tradition?

What's not to love about three middle aged, middle class white men who don't get to games talking about football with little to know real knowledge of it?

Definite hemipene situation.

Conservative "Meat Tax!" Conservative, Meet Axe

My youngest is four months old.

Did mention to a mate that that performance felt very Brucey.

If a head is cut off, two more shall take its place.

The grift just doesn't stop.

This new guy is an enigma.

It'll be the best tasting chocolate in the world for a while. Then, when it doesn't taste like chocolate and more like caulking putty, it'll be the worst thing ever.

You just wait until they sell their best players! all that dough they could buy 2, maybe 3 top class chocolate bars. I'm not talking about the cheap shit either. I'm talking Lindt, Tony's or Montezuma!

Is that real? Something fishy about it.

And just like that 13.5m dogs just started barking.

This is going to terribly isn't it?

I blame the established top clubs creating this protectionist bullshit in the first place.

Can I do it in blood?

Pure profit for someone untested in the Premier League. I'd sell him to Dortmund for £30m+ with a reasonable buy-back clause?

Asides from the fringe players whose contracts have come to an end, there are persisting stories about us selling Minteh for north of £35m. Other than that I've not heard any rumours. I'm guessing Almiron and Wilson would be available, but not sure who their likely suitors would be.