The Fish

Don't see goal keeper as a priority position.

No, I'm being serious. Being a little askew is one thing, but "I'm just a retarded pissant who sits in his mothers basement with egg yolk and gravy down my top, with a big mat of greasy hair." suggests to me there's something else going on. Nobody has accused you of any of that, just that you're an arrogant man with an insufficient grasp of science, insufficient for one who is comfortable dismissing it.

Well, there's a lot to unpack there, most of it speaks to an insecurity that perhaps you should talk to someone about and I'm being absolutely serious.

Yes, you're the arrogant one for claiming the rest of the planet (and all the great minds that have had their work dismissed by you) are wrong and at best blindly following what they've been taught at worst complicit in a massive conspiracy. I'm not the arrogant one (in this case) as I would happily accept your new reality, if you proved it.

That's the problem though Wolfy, you're the bloke in the white smock and you don't realise it. Men of science were murdered for daring to present evidence that countered the status quo, murdered by those who didn't have any counter-evidence, or understanding, but didn't believe the new evidence and had the arrogance to declare their fantasy as Gospel.

Classic. Backed into a corner, you'd rather "agree to disagree" than actually provide anything more substantial than "It's just my opinion". Parky is manfully picking your theory apart, and you've no answer for that, so you'll shrug your shoulders and say "Well, that's your opinion" and prance off into the Wolfy wonderland where gravity isn't real, the stars aren't real, the moon isn't real, satellites aren't real, but totally improbable, entirely unprovable and ludicrously flimsy your Denpressure theory is. If this were a different time in history, you'd be dangerous.

One of those transfers that I can't get excited about, but I'm not disappointed either. Quick, sensible business... it's not sexy, is it?

Well, of course you would, anything to distract, delay or diffuse scrutiny of your claims. Tell you what, How about you prove your claim first, then I'll get round to bothering everyone else?

even better.

They're not my wild theories Wolfy me old mucker, you shoulder the burden of proof.

Any of your claims. "Denpressure", a domed earth, stars within that dome, and so on

If true, that's pretty good to be honest. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/752020/Premier-League-shirt-sponsorship-deals-sportgalleries Spurs the next biggest at £16m p/a Man City £20m p/a Arsenal no figures Chelsea £40m p/a Man Utd £53m p/a More than double the next lowest, West Ham £6m p/a

Can't believe you've confused Parky for an oddbod with out there theories...

No you won't. No it isn't. No you wouldn't. Loads of them, If you had anything you'd surely show it. Now's your chance to prove it.

Is that a Waitrose cap?

That's not being open minded, that's swapping one opinion for another, then blindly sticking to the new paradigm. It's like swapping Christianity for Islam. You're still believing one thing and dismissing the other. Trouble is, there are centuries of the greatest minds of humanity, evidence that stands on one side of the argument and you and you alone on the other. Those great minds have had their works poured over, picked apart, tested, refuted and improved upon. You have no works, have no experiments, have no evidence, have nothing, in fact, other than your assertion that you're railing against the herd-think.

So, you understand them, but you're too closed minded to accept them because it flies in the face of your baseless hypothesis?

Incandescent Santa Sleigh It all stacks up.

I know that exists because I've seen it with my own eyes.

Do you understand my childlike analogy and Parky's less ridiculous explanation?

a How could I watch it when it doesn't exist?

Because you're fundamentally (and perhaps deliberately/) misunderstanding it. I'll try a childlike analogy and those who understand the nature of gravity better than I, can tell me I'm wrong or whatever; I'm striding down the street like a boss, a weakling tries to stop my progress by grabbing my jumper. He's not strong enough to tear the jumper, nor slow my progress because I'm basically an adonis, but the jumper stretches.

Because a great deal of pilots have flown sufficiently high to witness the curvature of the earth with their own two eyes. But I guess they're just in on the grand conspiracy, right?

No Wolfy I don't believe it exists because I haven't experienced it for myself and my staggering arrogance on this makes me a freethinker, and not a sheeple.