The Fish

I'd take Atsu on loan with a view to buy. Worst thing about these ridiculous rumours is that in a few weeks time, the pundits and rent-a-quotes will be deriding deluded Newcastle fans for thinking they're going to sign Benzema, Fabregas, Toure, etc.

Aye, I've no problem keeping him as a utility defender. He's a good pro, is all right as a back up, but if we could sign someone at a level above he shouldn't really play that much. Hard to know what the priority is, to be honest. Will Gayle cut it in the Premier League? or is he a Jordan Rhodes? Will Clark, Hanley, Lascelles and Mbemba actually be good enough or will they be found out? Would our limited defence be under less pressure if we had an actual, quality number 10? Or should we just find 2017's version of Laurent Robert and just watch the wondergoals fly in?

I've a mate who's an archaeologist who'd be seething if he saw this. I mean, he wouldn't have a comeback because he's an archaeologist and his career is in ruins.

I've no issue with higher education being free, but it should be harder to get into Uni. Also, only actual Universities should get to call themselves that. Sort the wheat from the chav

Just realised Palace can still go down. Palace are on 38pts and they've got Hull and Man United. Swansea are on 35pts but visit Sunderland and host WBA Hull are on 34pts and visit Palace and host Spurs. Now, Swansea could get 6pts from their last two games against sides with nowt to play for and sew up survival. Then if Hull beat Sacko-less Palace they'll be on 37pts and go into a home game on the final day of the season against a Spurs team who'll surely be on the beach? Surely the best end to this season? Newcastle up as champions, Hughton promoted too. Allardyce, Sunderland and Boro relegated.

and yet you still haven't answered a simple question.

You're right, I hadn't refreshed the table; here's the revised one. Makes little change to the title challengers though

Yeah. Obviously it includes Cup games, hence the -1 GD

It's working for me and KCG? Anyone else having issues?

With what money?

So are Brighton. In other words, his agent has highlighted every contact and hit Send All

TBF there are very few things that aren't a moral improvement on Wonga.com

This got a "ahhh, ya fucker " from me Kudos

If Norwich offer him 34k pw and first team football, he'd have that over 40k and never seeing anything more exciting than the Northumberland Seniors Cup semi final

No. Because I've an awful speaking voice.

Wolfe is a cunt, he was born a cunt, he'll have cunt kids who'll mourn him as he dies a cunt. There'll be cunts who'll thank fuck they weren't as much of a cunt as that cunt.

Why, have you some insight on Moana?

Not when bellends like CT are allowed to vote against their own interests, we can't.

There's a video on youtube of him saying his lines ( ) in every language.

Swiss Ramble's just done a few tweets about the state of their finances. As expected, they're not in a very good state.

Christ, bumping this thread worried the shit out of me.

English Tapas?