The Fish

One of those transfers that I can't get excited about, but I'm not disappointed either. Quick, sensible business... it's not sexy, is it?

Well, of course you would, anything to distract, delay or diffuse scrutiny of your claims. Tell you what, How about you prove your claim first, then I'll get round to bothering everyone else?

even better.

They're not my wild theories Wolfy me old mucker, you shoulder the burden of proof.

Any of your claims. "Denpressure", a domed earth, stars within that dome, and so on

If true, that's pretty good to be honest. http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/752020/Premier-League-shirt-sponsorship-deals-sportgalleries Spurs the next biggest at £16m p/a Man City £20m p/a Arsenal no figures Chelsea £40m p/a Man Utd £53m p/a More than double the next lowest, West Ham £6m p/a

Can't believe you've confused Parky for an oddbod with out there theories...

No you won't. No it isn't. No you wouldn't. Loads of them, If you had anything you'd surely show it. Now's your chance to prove it.

Is that a Waitrose cap?

That's not being open minded, that's swapping one opinion for another, then blindly sticking to the new paradigm. It's like swapping Christianity for Islam. You're still believing one thing and dismissing the other. Trouble is, there are centuries of the greatest minds of humanity, evidence that stands on one side of the argument and you and you alone on the other. Those great minds have had their works poured over, picked apart, tested, refuted and improved upon. You have no works, have no experiments, have no evidence, have nothing, in fact, other than your assertion that you're railing against the herd-think.

So, you understand them, but you're too closed minded to accept them because it flies in the face of your baseless hypothesis?

Incandescent Santa Sleigh It all stacks up.

I know that exists because I've seen it with my own eyes.

Do you understand my childlike analogy and Parky's less ridiculous explanation?

a How could I watch it when it doesn't exist?

Because you're fundamentally (and perhaps deliberately/) misunderstanding it. I'll try a childlike analogy and those who understand the nature of gravity better than I, can tell me I'm wrong or whatever; I'm striding down the street like a boss, a weakling tries to stop my progress by grabbing my jumper. He's not strong enough to tear the jumper, nor slow my progress because I'm basically an adonis, but the jumper stretches.

Because a great deal of pilots have flown sufficiently high to witness the curvature of the earth with their own two eyes. But I guess they're just in on the grand conspiracy, right?

No Wolfy I don't believe it exists because I haven't experienced it for myself and my staggering arrogance on this makes me a freethinker, and not a sheeple.

Literally just noticed your title is "Total Tiki Twat"

It's lizards really. I mean logically, if you think about it, it's lizards.

That for people who take great delight in telling all that they're not fooled by the veil drawn over us, they're sure seem happy to ignore that great big veil that's being drawn over them. It would be like a metal detectorist coming home after wandering around a field for days to bore the lads in the pub with tales of his "search for treasure" with his detector switched off the whole time.

No, that's not true. You're making claims with no evidence, nor any interest of getting evidence, and dismiss scrutiny of your claims. They're making claims, providing evidence and accepting criticism and scrutiny of their claims.

You've missed the point.

It's canny, but like everyone else the sponsor jars a bit for me. Craig's black logo looks tiptop, but there's no chance they'd change the colour of their own logo. Wonder when we'll find out how much we're actually getting, because I'd be shocked if it was £90m!