The Fish

Atmosphere is already weird in the office. Receptionist said "don't expect it to happen here". Teenage girls man.

That's what I reckon. Explains why he didn't take compensation as well. Apparently a few of their players refused to play against Chelsea, Kone was specifically mentioned. Three were injured, weren't they? Kone, Ndong and Defoe? So, they're off. I'd expect Pickford to go too. Leaves them with a pretty shit squad and if Moyes has been told the cupboards are bare, he's probably thought "fuck this", but not "fuck you".

Don't be daft, there'll be a queue of top top managers wanting to take over a threadbare squad shorn of quality, and little money to strengthen. I hear Simeone is a Massive Lads Fan.

Took no Compensation. Agent Moyes leaves with his reputation intact imo

Yes I do. I understand that heat doesn't just dissipate through convection, but conduction and radiation. It's the latter that allows things to cool in space. I also understand orbits. It makes perfect sense.

And Richard Keys. Still.

You don't understand orbits or that heat will dissipate in a near vacuum. But that's ok.

No it doesn't.

Happy Birthday gents

After an entirely unsurprising episode managing a lower league London club for 6 months before getting the sack.

Brazilian, twats it top bin from 40yds, bit slopey shoulders when it comes to defensive responsibility? You'll do for me bonny lad.

Oh Rayvin, so naive.

Fuck me.

Pulis has maintained his impressive record of failing to win more than one game in a season after reaching 40 points.

Second season in a row that Sunderland haven't spent a single day outside the bottom 5.

Nice symmetry though. Last game of the season, for an already relegated club, against a top side, 5-1 scoreline.

This is the worst thing you've ever said. I mean, that kind of villainy should be reserved for OTT antagonists in Disney movies, but there you go, spewing your filth on the internet instead.

5-1

what a pick

Sounds OTT with John Terry getting a guard of honour off the pitch.

I was honestly just putting a bet on at Chelsea's shortened odds when Willian equalises.

I should have put a quid on that 80-1

Kone and Ndong "injured" as well. Sunderland to win 1-0 is 80/1, Chelsea to win 6-0 is 22s

Your other stuff is funnier.

Hey, @Tom You excited for CT's impending contribution to the Guitar thread?