The Fish

Population. Not Cambridge or York

I don't believe Wolfy got that without Googling so I'm going to do another Q Which is the largest English City never to have had a Top-Flight football club?

Nope, OGS got 2 hauls, but never a glut.

Surprised he wasn't named early doors to be honest.

Berb is indeed in the glut club. Shearer Cole Defoe Berbatov

Shearer Cole Defoe

Yeah, I don't believe Wolfy got that without googling, so I'll do another Q Name the five players to score 5 goals in one Premier League game.

... fuck

Didn't actually. Used a hat trick spreadsheet I've got.

Have you fuckers all googled it? If so I'm claiming the victory.

fuck me, even after googling and wikipedia-ing him I still don't have a clue who he is .

It's a fucking doozy and no mistake. You think any hint I give would narrow the field without gifting the answer?

Solskjaer Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Berbatov Cole Dzeko Hasselbaink Henry Kane Keane Klinsmann Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Vialli Viduka Wijnaldum

Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Berbatov Cole Dzeko Henry Kane Keane Klinsmann Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Viduka Wijnaldum

Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Cole Henry Kane Keane Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Viduka Wijnaldum

A solid strategy Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Cole Henry Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Wijnaldum

No sir. Sir Les did not Owen Lampard Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum

Owen Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum

Cole Wijnaldum

PL, sorry.

Did you wish me a Happy Birthday last time round? Happy Birthday, I guess, might retract that if I find you didn't...

He's different class isn't he? He's got the personality to pull off things like giving everyone Christmas presents as well. Imagine Pardew handing out 40 signed photographs of Alan Pardew receiving the manager of the year award?

23 Premier League players have scored exactly 4 goals in one match. Name them you wastrels.

Swansea?