The Fish

Close the thread. Before it gets worse.

This is why it's a weird tactic. It's not going to convince anybody but the already dyed in the wool Tory voter. Those departing for Lib Dems or Greens aren't stupid enough to buy it, and those leaving for Reform aren't going to see it as a sign to stick with the Tories but further 'proof' you can't trust the 'establishment'.

Probably. We are stacking a bunch of promising players into the developmental squads or out on loan.

Which do you recommend?

buuuuut the rest are sound, so there's that at least.

Piriteze usually sorts me right out, but because of the shitty weather finally breaking I guess the entire floral community decided to vomit out their pollen at once. Like a bunch of cunts.

Fuck you, I remember my teenage years with a fair degree of clarity! You'll remember the 90s, that would have been around the time of your first marriage ending.

That's unnecessary, the little'un could be over arm tossed through the village and would come out the other side the spitting dab of his dad. Every fucking barber round here (and there are WAY too many) does the Foden cut whether you ask for it, or state with absolute fucking clarity that you don't want a straight fucking fringe you just want a short back and sides.

I'll pop round and see what's what.

Wife's got COVID. Boy is off school with a gastro bug. I've got Hayfever like Arkansas's got racism. Fuck this ^ Fuck This ^ and Fuck this especially ^

You go to a festival at the SoL?

Wht are the edgy festivals now? All the ones I see promoted seem to be 'family friendly', 'sustainable', etc.

More energy in that pitch than there was energy on the pitch during England's last outing.

Man Utd reportedly looking to sell the naming rights for Old Trafford. INEOS Arena @ Old Trafford is quite catchy... Or Sold Trafford? He really is Mike Ashley with better breeding, isn't he?

With a Freddo buy-back clause if they fail to win the treble.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't wages play into PSR calculations as well? So, if we get, say £15m for Trippier and drop his wages of, say, £120k per week. He's got 1 year left on his deal, so that's c£6.24m + the £15m, so around £21m onto this years books. Dump another player for around the same book value (or Minteh for £30m?) and we're golden, right?

FTM = Fuck the Motorways

Google says he's 5' 7 and 3/4" Got you beat by almost an inch. Like John Holmes and me.

Can't believe you just admitted to be being shorter than famously diminutive Tom Cruise.

I know Yaxley-Lennon is small, but... Look at the fucking size of that lumberjack!

I hope you're doing all you can to avoid the tube.

5'7" my erudite arse.