The Fish

An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself.

Sounds like a variqation on the Updog joke.

Makes sense to have a reliable if unspectacular player who you trust to do the boring rudimentary work, should your new signings falter, get injured or flop?

from norwich supporting mates.

Him and his brother are MASSIVE fans apparently

Try minding your own business, mother fucker.

That's weird, when I replied it was only up to 25.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/13/sports-direct-game-digital-mike-ashley-nintendo-switch

Nah we'll need the first to look after the second.

fuck off

What nuggets of advice have you lot recieved that have been utterly, fucking useless? Not got any yet, but we're hoping to have 2 over the next few years.

Already got the first payment. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-first-tranche-premier-league-13302188

Was about to argue that surely that must calm your nerves a little, but I just remembered that my Mam sent some chocolate caramel squares down to me for my birthday, because I'm still her baby boy, and now I'm far too distracted to prattle on as is my usual wont.

Isn't Lejeune a Tier 1 player? He's certainly getting a lot of praise from neutral journalists who've watched him a lot last season?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/jason-denayer-accuses-manchester-city-10781496 Basically quotes from Denayer saying he is happy enough to leave Man City, but he's unhappy that if he's sold they want to put in a buyback clause at roughly the same value as his current transfer fee. And if he goes out on loan he wants to go to a club that's playing at the top of it's league (Lyon) rather than the struggling side (Girona) Man City prefer. Apparently there's further quotes where he bemoans the lack of things to do in Sunderland too. That's gone down well...

I'm not taking your scouting system seriously ever again. Not after the Sissoko debacle.

You think we won't make another permanent signing in this window?

But if we sign a decent #10 a decent winger and continue to improve our defence, won't they be good enough?

Hard to say, if the rest of our team has been improved significantly, then yeah. Even then, Mitrovic and Gayle may well surprise people and be a capable Premier League strike force.

Well said

Same.