The Fish

fuck me, even after googling and wikipedia-ing him I still don't have a clue who he is .

It's a fucking doozy and no mistake. You think any hint I give would narrow the field without gifting the answer?

Solskjaer Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Berbatov Cole Dzeko Hasselbaink Henry Kane Keane Klinsmann Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Vialli Viduka Wijnaldum

Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Berbatov Cole Dzeko Henry Kane Keane Klinsmann Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Viduka Wijnaldum

Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Arshavin Cole Henry Kane Keane Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Viduka Wijnaldum

A solid strategy Owen Lampard Fowler Yakubu Aguero Cole Henry Lukaku Rooney Saha Suarez Wijnaldum

No sir. Sir Les did not Owen Lampard Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum

Owen Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum

Cole Wijnaldum

PL, sorry.

Did you wish me a Happy Birthday last time round? Happy Birthday, I guess, might retract that if I find you didn't...

He's different class isn't he? He's got the personality to pull off things like giving everyone Christmas presents as well. Imagine Pardew handing out 40 signed photographs of Alan Pardew receiving the manager of the year award?

23 Premier League players have scored exactly 4 goals in one match. Name them you wastrels.

Swansea?

Nine: Barnsley, Blackburn Rovers, Coventry City, Liverpool, Norwich City, Southampton, Swindon, West Bromwich Albion and Wigan Athletic. Someone else can fucking ask a question you sack of japseyes

For God's Sake Fist, we weren't a Premier League club when there was green in our badge were we? You piss gargling deformity! Jesus Christ, you try and help people fill their day and this is the thanks you get? Fuck you Fisty, FUCK YOU. You've ruined it, you've ruined everything.

That's all anyone can ask. Well done lil buddy.

I managed 32 seconds

Norwich Wigan Liverpool Southampton West Brom There are more

How many of the 47 Premier League Clubs had green in their club crest?

Pretty reliable source that as well. As an aside, would you like to buy this snake oil?

Which question do you think you're answering?

I was trying to sow the seeds of doubt

The fucking de Jongs!