The Fish

If you pile on a lot of weight and affect a Lancashire accent, there's a career in nostalgiacomedy for you.

Who were the last five Spurs players to wear the number nine shirt in the Premier League?

Charlton

Millwall

Leyton Orient

They a Northern or Southern club?

Monk is a decent appointment for Boro. Loves himself a bit, but all in all they could have done a lot worse.

Well, that was entirely expected, wasn't it? I think nerves are really starting to set in. Some predicting they'll win the league, some predicting they'll get relegated, most expecting a tough season with mid-table/play-offs the aim. Stark contrast to Newcastle's relegation. There was an air of positivity, with most fans and "experts" predicting an immediate return. We already had our man in charge, and were making progress in the transfer market. When did Gayle and Ritchie sign? Late June/early July? They have no manager, no goal scorer, no money, no optimism and we saw what Moyes' blunt honesty did for their morale last season.

Arsenal Blackburn Blackpool Bolton Bristol City Burnley Chelsea Citeh Derby Everton Huddersfield Ipswich Leeds Leicester Liverpool Man United Newcastle Norwich Nottingham Forest Oldham Palace Portsmouth Preston QPR Sheff Utd Sheff Wed Southampton Stoke Sunderland Tottenham Villa Watford West Brom West Ham Wolves There you go lazy bones

Norwich?

Mrs Fish has voted Tory all her life, and has no love for Corbyn. but she's done loads of those online "who should I vote for" things online and a couple of days ago quietly said "I think I have to vote Labour". She's been toing and froing, but after I accompanied her to the Polling Station and filled her head with quotes from the communist manifesto she's told me she's voted Labour. If she's just a shy Tory I'm taking her for all she's worth.

Aye it's Plymouth. Sorry, the quotes and mentions made me lose those suggested answers in the trees. Your turn to come up with a teaser Mr Kelly.

I didn't write this question. I think it's fair to say this is a league club, which has never played top flight football and is bigger (population wise) than both Warrington and Wakefield.

Not the answer I've got. We've played against this lot within the last ten years, if that helps?

Nope

Population. Not Cambridge or York

I don't believe Wolfy got that without Googling so I'm going to do another Q Which is the largest English City never to have had a Top-Flight football club?

Nope, OGS got 2 hauls, but never a glut.

Surprised he wasn't named early doors to be honest.

Berb is indeed in the glut club. Shearer Cole Defoe Berbatov

Shearer Cole Defoe

Yeah, I don't believe Wolfy got that without googling, so I'll do another Q Name the five players to score 5 goals in one Premier League game.

... fuck

Didn't actually. Used a hat trick spreadsheet I've got.