The Fish

Name the ten clubs that Liverpool have scored the most Premier League goals against.

Boom. There's the 5th. You're up and see that Wolfy? No Googling and everybody had a lovely time, unspoiled by shortcuts.

Lukaku Cahill Campbell Ferguson

Which five players have scored over 40 Premier League goals for Everton FC? And Wolfy, please don't google the answers

You know when Wolfy googles shit? It's a bit disappointing.

Need another hint?

Nope Who were you thinking of?

Nope

Both too far back. 8 appearances 0 goals Bought from an English club on deadline day, loaned to an English club the following season, sold permanently to that English club, then played for 3 more English clubs before moving to Cyprus, and ending his career in Poland. Has the dubious honour of being included in Spurs' worst XI of the decade in 2011.

Nope

Soldado Janssen Pavlyuchenko Berbatov I'll be shocked if you get the last one.

Soldado Janssen Pavlyuchenko

Soldado Janssen

Hey! I don't have a Lancashire accent.

Computer says none of them. Yep By the way, this is like a who's who of Tottenham flops. Floppenhams, if you like?

If you pile on a lot of weight and affect a Lancashire accent, there's a career in nostalgiacomedy for you.

Who were the last five Spurs players to wear the number nine shirt in the Premier League?

Charlton

Millwall

Leyton Orient

They a Northern or Southern club?

Monk is a decent appointment for Boro. Loves himself a bit, but all in all they could have done a lot worse.

Well, that was entirely expected, wasn't it? I think nerves are really starting to set in. Some predicting they'll win the league, some predicting they'll get relegated, most expecting a tough season with mid-table/play-offs the aim. Stark contrast to Newcastle's relegation. There was an air of positivity, with most fans and "experts" predicting an immediate return. We already had our man in charge, and were making progress in the transfer market. When did Gayle and Ritchie sign? Late June/early July? They have no manager, no goal scorer, no money, no optimism and we saw what Moyes' blunt honesty did for their morale last season.

Arsenal Blackburn Blackpool Bolton Bristol City Burnley Chelsea Citeh Derby Everton Huddersfield Ipswich Leeds Leicester Liverpool Man United Newcastle Norwich Nottingham Forest Oldham Palace Portsmouth Preston QPR Sheff Utd Sheff Wed Southampton Stoke Sunderland Tottenham Villa Watford West Brom West Ham Wolves There you go lazy bones