The Fish

Hard to say, if the rest of our team has been improved significantly, then yeah. Even then, Mitrovic and Gayle may well surprise people and be a capable Premier League strike force.

Well said

Same.

Why? The market is clearly inflated, any "cheeky" bid isn't worth the paper it's printed on. I've no problem going for a proven goal scorer, who would? But expecting to get a proven PL goal scorer for <£20m is ridiculous. I mean, Mitrovic got 9 last time he played in the PL, Gayle has a good Goal per Minute ratio in the top flight are they much worse than King? Worth spending £20m on? Or would you rather spend £20m on a foreign league's proven goal scorer, or taking someone like Batshuayi on loan?

Nice, a secret gesture, like the Masons but Northern Irish. So, the Navvys

Recently? A mate watched them at Leyton Orient last season and mentioned hoping to see the dream team of Campbell and Shola.

Yeah. Yep Suggested article. *deletes favourites*

He's got a couple more Newcastle old boys there too. Adams Campbell and Collin.

What a way to go http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/11/the-curious-practice-of-execution-by-golden-shower/

Don't think goal scoring is going to be much of an issue this season... My defence should improve when my 2 main centrebacks come back from the Olympics as I've been playing young lads thus far.

Happy Belated.

Size is irrelevant, good tits are good tits.

You're wrong I'm afraid, I don't agree with you. I'm frustrated, but I don't think out transfer window is indicative of a lack of support for Rafa. There'll be a combination of reasons for our lack of activity, but similar reasons appear to be hindering other clubs' activity too. So while I remain frustrated, I'm not overly concerned yet.

You've always been old Reazes Mag.

Getting frustrated now like. Not that I think we'll fail to bring in new faces, just that the benefits of a full pre-season cannot be overstated.

If I'm after replies all I need do is type out "Newcastle United" and hit send.

Bobba Fatt

I'm really humbled by the outpouring of love. Thank you all. You're not bellends, not at all.

Princess Liar

I can't remember how many of our signings from last summer were rumoured beforehand? Don't remember there being a long courting period for any of them. Gamez, Lazaar, Sels, Hayden, Clark, Yedlin all seemed to come out of nowhere, didn't they?

Cheers It's not about me you know, it's just the Birthday threads are a vital part of this community and I, for one, would hate to see that tradition die. Definitely not about me. So that we're clear, I want you all to wish me a happy birthday, but it's not about me.

Ahh, you shouldn't have.

RIP the Birthday threads for users.

Fuck off you chippy cunt. How's that for a short response?