The Fish

What a way to go http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/11/the-curious-practice-of-execution-by-golden-shower/

Don't think goal scoring is going to be much of an issue this season... My defence should improve when my 2 main centrebacks come back from the Olympics as I've been playing young lads thus far.

Happy Belated.

Size is irrelevant, good tits are good tits.

You're wrong I'm afraid, I don't agree with you. I'm frustrated, but I don't think out transfer window is indicative of a lack of support for Rafa. There'll be a combination of reasons for our lack of activity, but similar reasons appear to be hindering other clubs' activity too. So while I remain frustrated, I'm not overly concerned yet.

You've always been old Reazes Mag.

Getting frustrated now like. Not that I think we'll fail to bring in new faces, just that the benefits of a full pre-season cannot be overstated.

If I'm after replies all I need do is type out "Newcastle United" and hit send.

Bobba Fatt

I'm really humbled by the outpouring of love. Thank you all. You're not bellends, not at all.

Princess Liar

I can't remember how many of our signings from last summer were rumoured beforehand? Don't remember there being a long courting period for any of them. Gamez, Lazaar, Sels, Hayden, Clark, Yedlin all seemed to come out of nowhere, didn't they?

Cheers It's not about me you know, it's just the Birthday threads are a vital part of this community and I, for one, would hate to see that tradition die. Definitely not about me. So that we're clear, I want you all to wish me a happy birthday, but it's not about me.

Ahh, you shouldn't have.

RIP the Birthday threads for users.

Fuck off you chippy cunt. How's that for a short response?

Like Costa, Drogba, Shearer, Rooney and Kane?

Sundowning a term for the slow decline of mental acuity? If so, he's fucking midnighting.

What a fucking oddity. Feel for the kid, it's parent is trying to make a stand, fair enough, but is inviting a world of confusion, isolation, and attention on a kid that hasn't chosen it. Which is, for me, a far greater imposition than permitting the gender designation shortcut at the beginning of it's life based on its genitalia. I mean, should the kid be born with a penis and later feel more feminine or gender-neutral, I'm assuming it will have grown up in an environment that is supporting of that path. And the gender on it's documents won't be the biggest issue it faces. Also, were it to feel changing the gender on its documents is necessary, it is fortunate to have a parent who's been through it.

I honestly don't think I'd mind that, if we hadn't been a shit show for his tenure.

Classy player when fit, but so rarely fit I wouldn't risk relying on him being our first choice. Personally, I'd flog him now or in the winter window.

Good to see we've got someone early in the window. Looking forward to more business.