The Fish

Slimani is no better than Mitro.

I genuinely cannot look at that photograph without laughing.

This is what I'm hoping. He's a more defensive fullback than Yedlin so may be used in the same way Anita was?

Couldn't it also be that he's buying the players he needs for this season, knowing that because we've less money than most clubs (thanks to missing out on the 15/16 tv money) and because this is the first window where fees have really gone nuts, we can't afford to buy the kind of player we'd need for a top half finish. Sigurdsson having a £50m price tag is mental. And we'd need a few players of his caliber to get where Benitez ultimately wants us? So, while we're taking a small step this year, Benitez's aim is still to take this club back up where he think it belongs eventually?

Really? Class, Jamall just doesn't give a fuck.

Ah nerts.

Plus he had a sister who died "mysteriously", which is pretty likely to mean "at the hands of his brother".

Not any more, he'd quit the King's Guard. That was part an awareness that he'd need money or powerful friends to escape the Lannister's wrath, and part of an ongoing theme of the redemption of Cripples, Bastards and Broken things when faced with genuine evil/setbacks.

I think it boils down to "I like comic book movies and you're wrong for not liking them".

Water off a fish's back to be honest. Mostly I just type out the big posts because I want to have an opinion and until I write it out I've no idea what it will be

Killed the butcher's boy, makes reference to murdering women before, and that's aside from likely killing lots and lots of men. The way he casually knocked that man with the cart to the ground and was going to kill him suggests he's done similar before and thought nothing of it. I'm pretty sure he's done worse in the books too. So while in comparison to Joffrey and Ramsey he's a saint, he's still a terrible person.

Aye, he's had two swings at the Premier League and whiffed both times. Not an exciting link and that's for sure. I'm assuming Yedlin will be 1st choice right back and Manquillo will be used when Yedlin's injured/tired/suspended? If it happens, that is. Gamez can play both flanks can't he?

"Worst place in the world" or something like that. If I was Sheeran, I would have wanted a big death. I'm sure I read/heard that some kid off youtube that did impressions of GoT characters was offed in the scene where the Hound comes across 4 men sitting around a fire. The one where he swings the axe up into a bloke's cock and balls? This guy http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/game-of-thrones-steve-love-cameo-1.3632639

Rumours we're after Manquillo. He of the uninspiring Liverpool and Sunderland seasons...

See I reckon Arya will decide not to kill them (the whole "be kind to strangers" setup), something/someone causes alarm and she has to murder them all. With poor old fish eyes getting a "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" from Arya as she pushes the sword into his heart.

Aye, if he'd sang his song, said "It's a new one" and then shut the fuck up I wouldn't have cared. But his 2nd line just jarred. Surprised to see the young lad from This is England pop up, can only imagine he's going to die a sad death.

This is the movie thread, I talk about movies. If people don't want to read my posts they can stop whining and just skim over it like a grown up? Honestly, you lot aren't happy unless you're complaining about something

Asked the Norwich fans if they thought he was a good signing for us,

You could always just not read them. It's dead easy, I don't read most of the politics thread. I don't read the guitar thread. And I'll not read your bitchy shite either

GoT has form.

They've had some shite and not a lot of shine, haven't they. I mean, Bent and Phillips were good goalscorers, Henderson has become a good player, Johnson's talent is wiped out by his nonce sense, but aside from them I can't think of many real standout players. And bear in mind they're in the top 10 spenders in the Premier League, so it's not like they've been penny pinching. Forget about us, look at the players that have turned out for Everton, Spurs, Villa, even Middlesbrough ffs.

Fuck... have we cursed it?

One of the lads keeps suggesting it for Mbemba and it bothers me. Haven't had a proper cocktail in ages, probably Old Fashioned or a Tom Collins?