The Fish

No, you're prettier.

Yeah, I think it's paper talk. He's been linked to every man and his dog this window. I think we might have been forced into selling had we not cleared the PSR hurdle. But given we've £100m to spend, there's clearly no need to sell. He's playing well, is loved by the manager and the fans. He's getting plenty of time on the pitch, he's getting good numbers and getting into the England team. It could be the agent trying to wrangle a better contract?

Hoo boy did they rebel.

Not racist enough?

Have they been cancelled?

Nothing feels right about a lass saying "No, we haven't seen her since that apres ski party at val d'isere" in a thick North Yorkshuh accent "Nerrrr, wavvunt seenuh sins tha apree ski parteh a Val dizerrrr"

I didn't want to say, for fear of being terribly gauche, but yes.

What's it called?

Went to Uni with a couple of girls from Yarm. Weird mix of loads of money, but rough as fuck.

We're under WAY more scrutiny than they are. Plus there's more glamour associated with a Liverpool player who's recently won the league etc.

Yes, transfermarket only has him at around €10m.

I thought they had some good players, but twitter seems to think it's not a great crop? Endrick is the next big thing, Vinicius Jr, Rodrygo, Allison, Marquinhos, Militao, Bruno, etc. Is it the coach?

You got so very old.

So is this proof that Renton has gone fully senile? Do we put him in the same care home as RobW, Noelie and RobinRobin?

Leave it to the pros, people.

No birthday thread? I can't believe you pack of cunts.

Alreet Farage, you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

So, just so I'm not confused, Reform has won 4 seats, right? That's fewer than Independent candidates, the same as Green and Plaid Cyrmu? I guess I'm just confused as to why people are talking about them so much?

Big news in the village. A fox has killed all three of the chickens at the primary school. Apparently some of the kids were upset. Not my lad, he's team fox apparently. Kid is a fucking psychopath

I look forward to Man Utd twitterati being cockahoop that they've 'stolen' another one from us.

I know correlation isn't always cause, but I'm guessing A may be the result of B?