The Fish

Right now that that's fucking ngbsorted, how are the Newcastle boys looking? Gordon should be nicely rested, Schar got through unscathed, right? Trippier looked tired and hanky but that's what he looked like at the end of the season so... Any other of our boys at the tournament?

Foreign teams.havent worked out that you just need to aim for the corners.

Cancelled because he is a straight white man.

There's a few for whom this should be their last tournament. Kane, Maguire, Trippier...

I don't mind him, at least he sounds like he wants to be there

Micah Richard hysterically laughing over the body

Dunno but is that Craig Cash to Gallagher's left?

The wife's asleep? You'll be wanking into a tea towel before the second half starts.

I could pretend it was a typo. In fact, that's exactly what I'm going to do. It was a typo alex, so I'm going to need to get all of the way up off my fucking back.

We haven't had a good bit of message board bitching for a long old time.

Didn't they flood their team with associated party sponsorship first, then, after they'd bought a bit of success the more legitimate sponsors began to appear?

This is what happens when I stop going to places. I am a one man revenue stream.

Instead of tidying your garden, why not toss waste into a neighbours? Then it's their problem.

What's the difference between and a vitamin and a hormone? You can't make a vitamin

He's bringing a small team with him; messers Boggis and Bean.

The poor wife was probably trying to encourage Oily Oily Oily to fuck off Golfing and told him about a sale on clubs... as an aside, the veracity of his claim is a little undermined by his rushed "which I seen as well".