The Fish

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Went to Uni with a couple of girls from Yarm. Weird mix of loads of money, but rough as fuck.

We're under WAY more scrutiny than they are. Plus there's more glamour associated with a Liverpool player who's recently won the league etc.

Yes, transfermarket only has him at around €10m.

I thought they had some good players, but twitter seems to think it's not a great crop? Endrick is the next big thing, Vinicius Jr, Rodrygo, Allison, Marquinhos, Militao, Bruno, etc. Is it the coach?

You got so very old.

So is this proof that Renton has gone fully senile? Do we put him in the same care home as RobW, Noelie and RobinRobin?

Leave it to the pros, people.

No birthday thread? I can't believe you pack of cunts.

Alreet Farage, you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

So, just so I'm not confused, Reform has won 4 seats, right? That's fewer than Independent candidates, the same as Green and Plaid Cyrmu? I guess I'm just confused as to why people are talking about them so much?

Big news in the village. A fox has killed all three of the chickens at the primary school. Apparently some of the kids were upset. Not my lad, he's team fox apparently. Kid is a fucking psychopath

I look forward to Man Utd twitterati being cockahoop that they've 'stolen' another one from us.

I know correlation isn't always cause, but I'm guessing A may be the result of B?

Me and NJS doing our bit to try and get Lib Dems as the Opposition.

I just need to get the old Delorean up to 88mph to be sure of the date.

She was still breathing when I left the money on the sidetable.

Shame. Some chicks just can't handle it.

Yes ,which reminds me, how is your mam,?

Cheadle for me, currently represented by Mary Robinson who looks every inch the Tory cunt and of course voted against gay marriage. I've seen a load of Lib Dem signs, and even a few Labour signs, but as yet I've not seen a single Tory sign which is remarkable because this is a marginal seat for Tories/Lib Dems. The local Labour candidate has a kid in the same class as my son, but they've no chance of the seat so it's Lib Dems for me and no invite to that girl's birthday party for my boy, I guess.

No worries, Jim'll fix it.

Stick in the spokes doesn't make someone flip like Hollywood promises it would. Just locks the front wheel and skids you to a halt.