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The Fish

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  1. It's not even like there aren't sufficiently capable leaders (or penalty takers) in the England squad. It would also be something Spain wouldn't expect. The Door and The Norman would expect a pretty easy day against the cinderblock, but Watkins will, at the very least, make them use some energy.
  2. It would be a brilliant way to end his tenure. He's got England further in competitions than most of the spuds that are foisted upon the English public, but he's absolutely a safety-first manager. Which would be fine if they had a limited squad, but some of the attacking talent at his disposal (and the paucity of defending talent) should mean they play more on the front-foot. Saka, Foden, Watkins, Toney, Palmer, Bellingham, Gordon, should not be hamstrung by favouring an increasingly static Harry Kane. He deserves more credit than he gets, but definitely deserves the criticism he gets.
  3. I don't doubt that a man that has lived in some privilege is in better health than the average 81yr old. But that's not a particularly high bar to clear. It certainly doesn't make a compelling case for him taking the most powerful position in the world. Let him resign for medical reasons, replace him with someone young(er) and virile, use that momentum to sweep all 50 states and return some sanity to the office of the President.
  4. ((15 steps to the fridge from the outdoor sofa + 25 steps to the outdoor privy) X 2) X 187 journeys = 15,000 steps the sub-15k step days are those where he doesn't realise in time and pops a squat onto the cherry tomato plant beside him.
  5. That's really rough mate, but even by just realising you have to stop shows you're not an idiot. Maybe take a break from work for a bit, take a bit of time to find whatever works to take genuine care of yourself?
  6. It's good, but it's no Battle Beyond the Stars
  7. The fuck are you doing? Why are you punning now? What's become of you?
  8. I do love a bit of self-petard hoistage. Reminds me of the Olympiakos fans giving it the biggun , then we smashed them home and away in 2005.
  9. Can't think of anyone who wouldn't drop their guts if Big Dunc squared up at them.
  10. Is, like everyone else revitalising this thread, unaware this should all be scribbled on the back of a pencil case.
  11. Only if they banned same sex marriage and taxed pensioners
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