The Fish

A single piano note played then an actor with a sonorous tone a big Chris Nolan "Bwaaaaaarp" noise and then boom, straight into a trailer for the next Sci-Fi blockbuster.

BR: Jamall, don't give your man so much space. Perez, concentrate. Jonjo, stop having a pissy little tantrum every fucking game.

More chance of going down, and I don't think that's likely either.

Parsons Green seems an odd choice of target. Unless it was the militant Anti Rupert & Binky League.

Fuck me that's shocking

They currently have fewer points than Rotherham did at this stage in the 16/17 season. Not saying they're going down, but to get promoted automatically, they need about 84pts from 39 games. 2.15PpG. Or 28 wins from their remaining games (or, say, 25 wins and 9 draws), Brighton managed 28 wins all season.

Stoke spent less than we did this summer.

Shouldn't be a problem, but if you struggle for whatever reason, twitter is usually a good place to pick up spares from people who can't go.

0-1 and bedrooms across the region flooding immediately.

Didn't Moyes and McInnes turn the job down?

Dunno if it's Grayson, the players, or whatever, but something is rotten in the state of No-mark.

Metrolink isn't particularly comfortable like. It is reliable, cheap and clean though.

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.

From the Chronicle re: administration

I don't think Martin and I will snag a trophy wife over brunch.

Aye, lots of trophy wives driving white Range Rover Evoques, with a tiny dog in a massive hand bag.

Knutsford city limits

I'm definitely pre-ordering it. 25% off something I'm definitely going to buy anyway? Oh aye, yes please. fwiw, I think we'll be entirely shite in the new version.

http://www.altrinchammarket.co.uk/ ? Dunno if they do eggs benedict, because I haven't checked, because I don't like eggs, because eggs are a chicken's period. Oh, where are you actually staying?

Your home ground can't be your bogey ground, jesus christ.

Typo?

Anyone seen any press about this yet? Seems to be going under the RADAR but it's getting released November 10th.

I think that's where my aversion to buses comes from. Used to be one bus every 30 minutes and it would take 45 minutes to an hour to get into town. Get unlucky with the bus and it went through Backworth adding another 15 minutes on top. Fuck buses.