The Fish

I worried I was being too subtle.

Hoisted by your own petard(sp?)

Ahh, that could have been it.

Swear I heard somewhere that the offside rule was brought in, partly because of our success at leaving a man up top on his todd all game? Or is that "old man in pub talking shit" shit?

No, I shan't; it's drug ruined and dead boring.

You love my banter.

Nah, your job was, until now, a total mystery to me and I guarantee if the topic comes up again in a few months I'll not remember what it is then either. Nothing special about you, I'm just not very good at remembering stuff about other people's lives.

In my defence, I'm fairly self-obsessed.

Rumours on RTG there's going to be a documentary about them. Which of course won't be mortifying for them and fucking hilarious for the rest of the world.

Something financey... I'm going to go with.... Actuary?

You a professional extreme sudoku-er?

I was chuckling at the phrase "cut some tunes" more than anything. It might be correct, but it just tickled me. Would have been the same for "dropped some beats", or "played a hot jam".

No chance. I'm not good at sharing.

I wouldn't have the stamina, I fear.

Pre-ordered this today. Reckon I'll play as Newcastle Manager until I make them a behemoth. Might do a true career though. Start at some non-league side and see if I can get a top flight job on merit. Y'know, like Tim Sherwood and Paul Ince did.

Had to google them and fell down a google image hole I know what'll make all the girls hot, if my lower half looks like a denim teepee.

Is this a ruse to get my address so you can set up your Home Invasion fantasy?

Have you tried Spliffy? They're a lovely pair.

I accept your apology.

Lass I know doesn't need any medication to get her active. Genuinely goes for a run with two dogs until the poor beasts are knackered, hoovers then mops the house on her return, before going to work from 7ish through until about 8/9 and does that all at least 5 days a week. She's an events manager for a posh restaurant, doing weddings and whatnot so sometimes she's not getting back to hers until 2-3 in the one or two days that she's actually "off", but she never seems fazed and has an unbelievable amount of energy. Feel for her husband mind.

I suppose deforestation and mining could have an impact on the stability of the plates, but earthquakes weren't something where I considered man made climate change a contributory factor.

I think his effort on the pitch in comparison to other players won him a few fans, but objectively he's pretty fucking terrible.

I'm happy to read owt, but I'm not paying that! https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/offer-listing/1508995702/ref=tmm_pap_new_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=new&qid=&sr=