The Fish

To be honest I agree with "Magic Man" 1-1

at the beginning of this thread. People happy with the Cacapa, speaking hopefully about the money we'd have under this exciting new billionaire owner and calling Milner shit. What the fuck do we know?

His comments after he left were bang on, to be fair. If we hadn't had that bizarre season so soon after his departure I think he'd be looked on much more favourably to be honest. Are we still the only club he scored a league goal for? edit: No, he scored twice for Liverpool.

Aye I saw that. AM are spending £50m and he's going to be kicking his heels until January. Wouldn't be shocked if he Adriano'd over the winter.

to support this view I was technically mature student.

Lad I do the podcast with went to Norwich. Loved it and is now a fairly successful comedy writer.

"What's your name?" "Psyche" "After the lass from the Greek myth?" "Nah, my mam is a massive fan of Ant and Dec"

Enrique on form was one of the best LB's we've had in ages.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-41333095 FFS

I was typing all the right letters, just not necessarily in the right order.

I worried I was being too subtle.

Hoisted by your own petard(sp?)

Ahh, that could have been it.

Swear I heard somewhere that the offside rule was brought in, partly because of our success at leaving a man up top on his todd all game? Or is that "old man in pub talking shit" shit?

No, I shan't; it's drug ruined and dead boring.

You love my banter.

Nah, your job was, until now, a total mystery to me and I guarantee if the topic comes up again in a few months I'll not remember what it is then either. Nothing special about you, I'm just not very good at remembering stuff about other people's lives.

In my defence, I'm fairly self-obsessed.

Rumours on RTG there's going to be a documentary about them. Which of course won't be mortifying for them and fucking hilarious for the rest of the world.

Something financey... I'm going to go with.... Actuary?

You a professional extreme sudoku-er?

I was chuckling at the phrase "cut some tunes" more than anything. It might be correct, but it just tickled me. Would have been the same for "dropped some beats", or "played a hot jam".

No chance. I'm not good at sharing.

I wouldn't have the stamina, I fear.