The Fish

I dont cash out every bet and I don't bet as a means of keeping the lights on, so I'm all good lil buddy.

Still in the bottom 2. How long does Grayson have left, and who in the world can they bring in to replace him?

I feel I've made my point and so I'm going to cash out now, before you reply.

I'd wager that I've won more money from cashing out than I would have won had I left it in.

I cashed out because I felt happy enough with the return (£62 from a small stake) and both the games that could still change were on a knife edge. Southampton were all over Man Utd and there was only 1 goal in it. Burnley Huddersfield was 0-0 and I think if it was 1-1 from early in the 2nd half I might have stayed in. I'll also put big accas on (9 matches +), with the intention of cashing out at half time if the pot is comfortably bigger than my stake. e.g. I cashed out for £8 from a 50p, when the acca could have returned £3k. Sure enough a few minutes after I cashed out for a relative pittance the scores changed and the cash out sum dwindled into nothing. £8 is fuck all looking at the possible pot, but a big % profit on my stake.

It was just banter.

You didn't see the bees.

Do what the states did and elect a Reality TV star. Some chinless brogue wearer from Made in Chelsea or something. What about that head teacher from Educating Yorkshire?

There's a bunch of people in the office in fancy dress. Whole teams looking like animals, or superheroes, or whatever. Apparently one team is bedecked in a "Castaway" theme. Pretty discomfiting seeing three bees sat around a meeting room table trying to look serious about their projects and targets. Luckily my department have not taken part. Fancy dress at social events is bad enough, but at the office?

When you put Owen up against other good English strikers his attitude and workrate (or at least application of his ability) is shocking in comparison. When Shearer's pace went he became a different kind of striker, so too did Lineker, Sheringham, Rooney, Defoe and I'm convinced when Kane loses what moderate pace he has he'll mutate into more of a collaborative player as well. Owen's just a selfish prick and would be happy enough if the team lost 3-1, but he got his goal.

It's possible, but I dunno if he'd go back, or if they'd be interested. If Ancelotti is available they might test the waters with him? Only way I see Benitez signing a new deal when there's time left on his is if Ashley's committed some serious funds for January.

Reckon we'll hold them off for a while, but their attacking quality will tell. We'll get a goal from a set piece though. 1-2

It was time to take the stabilisers off and let you ride free. I can't hold your shoulders and guide your way forever Thomas.

Sky Jeanette Wall-Edith I'm going to stop now.

Unappreciated in my time.

What about Robots in Dese Guys?

I was implying that you get lead in your pencil fastest for Metal Margarets, for Betty Bots, for Fran-formers, an R2-Deidre2, or a T-1 Thou-Gran. and, clearly, that I think they have to have elderly lady names, or Little General Adios doesn't snap to attention at all. you big sicko perv.

I think you underestimate the other people on here, me old mucker.

I may have spoiled a big scene for you then, Soz Rayvin, ya big nazi.

that poor DWP assessor

Saw this: "Leeds United: Are Championship Leaders finally set for a Premier League return" on RTG A couple of things Mr McNulty; "never got close to dropping below 20k even in the wilderness years" I can spot 3 troughs in that chart that show the club coming close to dropping below 20k. Also, it's 10 games in, they're 3rd, on as many points as Norwich were this time last season, and have only taken 5 points off teams in the top half. It's a bit early to be posting an article like this, imo.

I haven't checked, but Viagra stock price must be in free fall.

You going to shit your pants, to really sell it? (dunno if that's hugely offensive or not, but I'm going to chance it)

Aye, I didn't really think they'd say what I suggested. Wait.. are you the fabled Mag at Work?