The Fish

That's really rough mate, but even by just realising you have to stop shows you're not an idiot. Maybe take a break from work for a bit, take a bit of time to find whatever works to take genuine care of yourself?

What's Wyki's Mrs up to these days?

Joelinton was a striker.

It's good, but it's no Battle Beyond the Stars

The fuck are you doing? Why are you punning now? What's become of you?

Heat is his best. Or Collateral.

I do love a bit of self-petard hoistage. Reminds me of the Olympiakos fans giving it the biggun , then we smashed them home and away in 2005.

Can't think of anyone who wouldn't drop their guts if Big Dunc squared up at them.

Is, like everyone else revitalising this thread, unaware this should all be scribbled on the back of a pencil case.

Only if they banned same sex marriage and taxed pensioners

No, you're prettier.

Yeah, I think it's paper talk. He's been linked to every man and his dog this window. I think we might have been forced into selling had we not cleared the PSR hurdle. But given we've £100m to spend, there's clearly no need to sell. He's playing well, is loved by the manager and the fans. He's getting plenty of time on the pitch, he's getting good numbers and getting into the England team. It could be the agent trying to wrangle a better contract?

Hoo boy did they rebel.

Not racist enough?

Have they been cancelled?

Nothing feels right about a lass saying "No, we haven't seen her since that apres ski party at val d'isere" in a thick North Yorkshuh accent "Nerrrr, wavvunt seenuh sins tha apree ski parteh a Val dizerrrr"

I didn't want to say, for fear of being terribly gauche, but yes.