The Fish

Yeah and Burridge would set St James' Park on fire killing thousands which the Right Wing press would blame India, leading to Pakistan feeling emboldened enough to launch a ground assault ramping up tensions in the region. Russia and China would get nervous and begin posturing, using Korea as a theatre for their conflict, in a fit of rage Kim launches a nuke at China, they retaliate with strikes of their own against Korea and Russia (who they blame), Russia sees it's own end and tries to bring down everyone with them, America joins in and the world is destroyed.

See, at this point there's the opportunity for me to be the "bigger man", but CT has that position all sewn up. So,

He has a deep seated fear of dogs, as it happens.

I agree, but he doesn't like Ben or Benjamin. He actually speaks about the choice with his therapist, in the book. Essentially a subconscious attempt to cling onto his childhood, or something.

Seven?

Thank goodness the club he's at has a long history of fighting for respect and support for all minority groups. They'll hold him to account, or if not the club, then I'm sure the fanbase won't stand for any kind of bigotry.

Will do. Last book I read was "You don't have to be mad to work here" by Benji Waterhouse. It's a warts and all account of the first few years of a Psychiatric Dr's experience in the NHS. It's fairly funny and depressing in equal measure. Similar to Adam Kay's book. Went to Uni with the author who's a nice lad and a Newcastle fan to boot.

Stop acting like a teenage girl trying to have a period.

Speaking of books, when you get finished that one about the Medicis could you throw a review up on here?

Red and White? clearly all MLFs marra

Can confirm.

Just you wait. He'll come back, then lose confidence and give up again.

Depressingly not that shocking, he was off playing golf.

I don't think parody is the right term, that account isn't sending up racists, it's just posting racist stuff for attention. And because it's a verified account, it'll be monetised so the more people look at the page, click the links, interact with it, the more motivation there is to continue the racist shit.

And fucking pathetic. I blame social media, echo-chambers and spurious reports compounding dumb fucking opinions.

Members of the Big 6

I was just going off the flags. I assumed there was a difference. No intention of ever going to either.

No. Glad that interesting topic has been sorted straight away. Let's move onto something really interesting; is it written that travelling England fans have to be from parochial shitholes like Stoke, Port Vale and Gillingham?

Right now that that's fucking ngbsorted, how are the Newcastle boys looking? Gordon should be nicely rested, Schar got through unscathed, right? Trippier looked tired and hanky but that's what he looked like at the end of the season so... Any other of our boys at the tournament?

Foreign teams.havent worked out that you just need to aim for the corners.

Cancelled because he is a straight white man.