The Fish

I also enjoyed your Ireland opinion (it was echoed by others to be fair)

Remember giving a workmate some advice about where to go when he visited Newcastle with his lass. I think he was taken aback at how proud I am of Newcastle, when I asked if he was proud of his home town said he replied "No, I'm from Leicester". Fair enough ifyam

Better than tevez iirc

Got to be Colback's hasn't it.

"He knows the best boozers and makes a cracking ham sandwich.... where are you going?"

Aye it's like an email notification that say "We have some news about your lottery ticket", I'm cautiously optimistic until I open it and it's a free lucky dip for the next draw. ...

He'll still turn up, like Costanza after he quits, pitching up at the meeting regardless.

Well nowt else is going on at the minute. There's no new news. Want to talk about formations or the French Non-League kid we've allegedly scouted?

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How do their nicest parts stack up against ours? Do they have somewhere like Benton, like Jesmond, Gosforth etc? I searched on Rightmove and was shocked to see a listing at £1.8m not five minutes walk from Sunderland station. Nope, don't worry, it turns out it's for 19 houses and a flat!

Not done it in years and it was only on reflection that choosing to use a much used door key wasn't much an improvement in the grimy stakes...

Cruel Intentions style?

Lad

Whatever you fancy, just dead easy with a key, innit?

Beer, lager, gin, whatever floats your moppy boat.

When you're in a club/bar, scoop some coke onto your key, lift to nose, snort, job done. Means you don't have to use grimy surfaces or roll up notes or owt.

Have another can Vileda.

when I was doing coke or MDMA a key was literally a door key with whatever on it. I know a Key is a Kg in films, but this is real life mother fuckers.

Or Bong Eyed Mal

No, a key. I'm not an Escobar ffs

That's me in the middle with the shades on

Bit early, but I'll take a key.

Apparently that, while they admit that the city is shit, it's unfair to say all of Sunderland is shit. Mostly because Walker exists, or something... Apparently Seaburn and Roker are nice? Dunno, don't think I've ever been there, but a quick check of Rightmove says there's maybe 10 houses worth more than £200k on the market there. If they're the nice areas then what does it say about the rest of the city?