The Fish

Speaking of Merson and Gascoigne. That drinking game they used to play where they'd get four of them together, and they'd all put a wad of cash on the table. then drink red wine and pop sleeping tablets, last one to fall asleep wins the money

as if I could be that concise.

W D L - GF - GA 1 2 3 - 5 - 11 Just how bad did you think our record was?

Which are you using? Mine is pretty much dead in the water. Be the wind in my sails Gemmill. Don't do it for me, do it for my lass.

You had three hours sunshine, more than most X-Factor winners.

I don't understand.

I am, sporadically. But I've not been able to bother my arse to do much about them at the mo.

Orrrrr a website told him

Fucking amateur hour this like.

Wouldn't be shocked to see Diame start at #10 to be honest. Bit more beef in the centre.

Manchester United 3-1 Newcastle United. Our first shellacking will come at Old Trafford. We're still without Merino, so we won't use the ball as well, on the rare occasions we actually see it. Benitez will likely stick with Joselu up front, but even if he does bring Mitrovic back into the fold I can't see any of our forwards getting much change out of Mourinho's back line. We'll revert to the 4-2-3-1 but we'll still lose the midfield battle. Especially as Pogba's supposed to be available again. Lascelles will enjoy the scrap with Lukaku, but the thought of Manquillo and Yedlin trying to stem their attacks from wide is a depressing one. Shelvey to grab a consolation from 35yds in the 85th minute.

I've a few Christmas traditions; I only wrap presents drunk, early on Christmas morning. Quietly telling my Dad that next year, if they want to get me anything (which they needn't), they should just get me one gift off my Amazon list or something. works out cheaper and makes more sense than the pile of stuff I don't want/need that will just take up space until I throw it out during a house move. My sister getting in a huff because no one wants to play a boardgame and me finding the whole awkwardness hilarious. Dad shooting me a entreating look after a racist elderly relative says something wildly offensive. Mam making more puddings than any one family could possibly get through. And offering cakes/biscuits/treats every half hour, like the feeder she is. The guilt trip just as I'm leaving because I don't visit enough.

Dunno, but I hope it comes in a glass bottle so I can carve my contempt of you with a shard.

My dad's been there. Was in Bishkek(sp?) for a while. He and the British consulate spent the "Emergency Fund" on some tinned food, some long life water and stuff then blew the rest on getting shit faced, instead of making an actual Emergency Supply cache.

Check out this Keyboard Warrior.

To be fair I was saying the same thing to Charles Darwin and Margot Robbie just yesterday.

And Eurotrash?

As long as Elon believes in you, right?

It's as much about Wrestling as Frasier is about Psychotherapy.

I'm like a younger, slimmer, balder Boris Johnson

Now see this is a cunty act, for this you can call Ant a cunt. Like when he spoiled The Shield for Gemmill.

Is that a Mindy Project joke I don't get?

Some of her big hits are undeniably good tunes, but I don't buy her albums or owt. Plus the Grammys are so political.