The Fish

Man Utd reportedly looking to sell the naming rights for Old Trafford. INEOS Arena @ Old Trafford is quite catchy... Or Sold Trafford? He really is Mike Ashley with better breeding, isn't he?

With a Freddo buy-back clause if they fail to win the treble.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't wages play into PSR calculations as well? So, if we get, say £15m for Trippier and drop his wages of, say, £120k per week. He's got 1 year left on his deal, so that's c£6.24m + the £15m, so around £21m onto this years books. Dump another player for around the same book value (or Minteh for £30m?) and we're golden, right?

FTM = Fuck the Motorways

Google says he's 5' 7 and 3/4" Got you beat by almost an inch. Like John Holmes and me.

Can't believe you just admitted to be being shorter than famously diminutive Tom Cruise.

I know Yaxley-Lennon is small, but... Look at the fucking size of that lumberjack!

I hope you're doing all you can to avoid the tube.

5'7" my erudite arse.

The Bacon is lovely by the way.

Michelin star doesn't necessarily mean pretentious. Chez Bruce in London is amazing and not that pretentious at all.

Croatia is apparently good for old Roman sites too.

I doubted you, I was wrong.

Dunno about the rest of you but my netherwear can only be described as a Gordian knot, such is the tizz I'm in about this.

That's the thing about Italy though, for the ancient architecture and a sense of the Roman culture you don't have to go to the ultra touristy places, there are coliseums and forums and temples all over the fucking place. There's a coliseum in Verona that's amazing, Aosta near the Swiss border, Alba Fucens about an hour east of Rome, I'd assume it's a similar story in Greece as well but I've never been.

Another problem with PSR is that because everybody's financials are publicly available, it massively weakens the selling club's position. If everyone knows we're in the hole to the tune of £40m they can hold us to ransom, and the sharks will circle for our star players. If we need to sell in the next 5 days to get under our PSR limit a bid on the final day of June for Bruno, Krafth*, or Almiron* is more likely to be begrudgingly accepted. * just in case any top DoF's are reading

Not sure when I'll let them have tablets. Eldest only really watches shit when we're on a car journey. When did you let the kids have the tech?

Didn't they just switch to mobile data?

I am quite taciturn.

Win win, by the sounds of things. This shit is definitely something we're worried about. I remember seeing something about a group who set up a fake account on tiktok pretending to be a teenage girl. Something insane like minutes after they did, the feed was filled with stuff about dieting, dating and self harm.

Isn't it some archaic sport, some predecessor to football? Two Derbyshire villages having a fight, but calling it tradition?