The Fish

Well, fucking don't.

How's his discipline this season?

He's not alone, most managers seem to take forever to make changes to their system, when it's clear to everyone it's not fucking working. Infuriating when the fans are losing their minds at a player's poor performance, can't be good for their morale either.

And we've not been playing the more defensively sound 4231.

Too late with the subs again.

Shouldn't be playing Joselu, Diame, Murphy, Manquillo and one of Clark or Lejeune. All starting because of injuries.

Just Shelvey in the centre?

Not having Merino and Hayden in the centre is killing us, but I cannot excuse picking Joselu. This 442 has been utter shite.

Comic timing?

Given our injuries, that's pretty much the best team we can field. Diame, ffs

Can't wait to cruise around Knutsford rapping along "Who am I just de girls dem sugar alright hear me now whoa na na na na na na na na na na na oh na na na na na die zim zimma who got de keys to my bimma"

Bee-Em? It's "Beemer", you bellend.

We've also got a Golf and the service we've had from them is superb. The computer kept telling us the tyre pressure was an issue, so we took it in, they found a nail in the rear driver's side, removed it and repaired the tyre, gave the car a clean, replaced the oil and washer fluid etc. Whole thing took maybe 45 minutes. Didn't charge us for any of it and gave me free coffee and biscuits while I waited.

You are a taxi-queue pest though.

It's nippy.

definitely a hangover.

Sounds similar to Coleman with Wales.

Hi five lil buddy!

There are two explanations for that gag; Hangover, or you've just become a father.

You own a Roomba, you chode sporting knacker.

... it's the Mickey Mouse song from Mickey Mouse Club from the 60's I'd have thought you would have watched that at the time, with your great, great grandchildren. It's also used in Full Metal Jacket.

Will do, cheers. fwiw, I got a good deal with Admiral, both of us are insured fully comp on both cars for £1k between us. I've had no "No claims bonus" as I've been a named driver on various policies rather than accumulating them on a policy of my own. She's lost her no claims because some Chelsea tractor claimed £700 for a paint job after a supermarket fender bender. *shaky fist*

I'd rather be the dart board.

Nah, I just used жиберип өчүрүү

Aye, a mate warned me about that so I started googling This is local; http://www.independent-bmw-servicing.co.uk/ but I got inexplicably angry at the matey "Too broke to visit a garage" and "For a service with a smile (not a grunt)". That was compounded when they say "When people use jargon, they may as well be talking to you in Clingon! Sometimes it'd be nice if somebody would explain things in plain English." "Clingon" ffs