The Fish

Leave it to the pros, people.

No birthday thread? I can't believe you pack of cunts.

Alreet Farage, you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

So, just so I'm not confused, Reform has won 4 seats, right? That's fewer than Independent candidates, the same as Green and Plaid Cyrmu? I guess I'm just confused as to why people are talking about them so much?

Big news in the village. A fox has killed all three of the chickens at the primary school. Apparently some of the kids were upset. Not my lad, he's team fox apparently. Kid is a fucking psychopath

I look forward to Man Utd twitterati being cockahoop that they've 'stolen' another one from us.

I know correlation isn't always cause, but I'm guessing A may be the result of B?

Me and NJS doing our bit to try and get Lib Dems as the Opposition.

I just need to get the old Delorean up to 88mph to be sure of the date.

She was still breathing when I left the money on the sidetable.

Shame. Some chicks just can't handle it.

Yes ,which reminds me, how is your mam,?

Cheadle for me, currently represented by Mary Robinson who looks every inch the Tory cunt and of course voted against gay marriage. I've seen a load of Lib Dem signs, and even a few Labour signs, but as yet I've not seen a single Tory sign which is remarkable because this is a marginal seat for Tories/Lib Dems. The local Labour candidate has a kid in the same class as my son, but they've no chance of the seat so it's Lib Dems for me and no invite to that girl's birthday party for my boy, I guess.

No worries, Jim'll fix it.

Stick in the spokes doesn't make someone flip like Hollywood promises it would. Just locks the front wheel and skids you to a halt.

I Postal Vote because I can't be arsed to go to some primary school and vote in person. I'm a lazy lazy boy.

I don't think you'll get any dissent on here. We are all only too aware that there has been a scramble to stymie any progress we might enjoy. Other clubs are getting caught in the cross fire (like Villa), but we're very much the cause of all these rules against who sponsors you, who you can and cannot sell your players to, etc. What was PSR's remit? To discourage reckless ownership, right? Make sure Premier League clubs were run in a sustainable way. And to prevent some wealthy owner from spending whatever they liked thereby eroding any sense of fairness and competition from the league. It was also supposed to prevent the inflation of player fees We still have reckless owners, some clubs are still not run in a sustainable way, wealthy owners are still spending whatever they like and player fees are still inflating. It needs an independent regulator to step in and codify a practical set of rules to govern spending, salaries, debt and sustainability. The established teams have successfully applied pressure on the PL to stop any threat to the status quo.

Tease me, Murder she Wrote, or anything else by Vlachodimos and Pliers

c£70m, much of it is profit. We should be golden.

What nonsense this all is.

Look at you all fawning over the new person. Pathetic.