The Fish

Might not be good enough for the Premier League, but there'll be interest from Championship clubs.

He was getting shit for saying our passes were going astray, but they were. People weren't reacting to what was said, just who was saying it.

The Ranjeeshi one? I can't stand him.

Definitely won't happen, but could you imagine the fewm on Wearside were Ashley to sell us to some oil-rich Daddy Warbucks who pumps hundreds of millions into the playing staff. We're signing superstars from across Europe and they're signing Geoff from the Dog and Duck.

They absolutely do. West Ham's mismanagement was met with fury, outrage and action, Wenger's situation was constantly provoking reactions from the Arsenal fans, our shitshow motivated the fanbase into action too. Their double relegation has been met with abject apathy and if those in the stands don't seem to give a shit, why would you expect the players on the pitch to give more than the bare minimum? I genuinely cannot believe that there's been no fan action of note, and if it's because they don't want to protest because "That's what the Mags do", then they deserve as many relegations as is possible. Yeah, I cannot fathom why they haven't invited/accelerated the administration process to take the points penalty now and dump as much debt as possible? If they slip into administration next season, the points penalty could be telling, as will the need to release any useful players (for that lowly division).

It's a possibility. How old was his mother when she had him?

To be fair, @Noelieis right, we had a poor pass completion rate; 64%. However, that's about the same as it always is (only 5% off our average of 71%). Only Burnley have a worse pass completion %. Only Burnley (21.37%) WBA (19.2%) and Stoke(18.46%) play a higher % of Long Balls per game.

Not down to me. I'm not Techy like that, I'm there for the football insight that I mostly lift off here and Happy Face's twitter account Speaking of which, we're recording tomorrow night, if anyone has got any talking points that'd make me look geet clever?

1-1 draw I reckon. Combination of Slim shady not being match fit and Sam Allardyce wanting , more than anything, to not-lose to Newcastle. As if that proves anything. The fat cunt.

Seen quite a few Man Utd fans giving it both barrels because the mackems celebrated Man City winning the league vociferously. Of course, that’s the actions of a classy club, isn’t it?

But I thought everybody loves Sunderland and hated us?

I don't get why they don't seem to care as much? If that was our club getting relegated into the doldrums, we'd (rightly or wrongly) be livid. Invading the pitch, protests, all in all kicking off in some style. They've met their relegation with resignation and apathy. Half empty (if that) stadium with a few bews. Both times Newcastle were relegated from the Premier League, at least some of our players looked gutted. Their lot just trooped off, probably in a rush to get changed and head out for a few drinks, or a dalliance with a lass behind the chinese. They're fucked as fucked can be. Good. Karma is a bitch.

The last two pages have been a roller coaster of a wank, I tell you.

If only Mitrovic were playing for us, we may have been safe already, maybe even settled in the top half... (and I’m a Mitro fan)

you, get out, before september, remember, that I’m still inside, but I’m dry, I’m dry

THey should give it to an existing coach or assistant manager, let him handle the team for a season, then bring the new man in when expectations and fears have normalised a bit. Like a managerial sorbet.

Didn't we see off Hughes from Stoke and Paul Clement from Swansea as well?

I was torn between you and a "Buzzkill of J69s", a "Gloom of Troopers", an "Avicide of Rentons"...

Thanks

He should have gone a couple of seasons ago. In fact if he'd gone a couple of weeks ago they wouldn't have missed out on Joey Barton.

Indeed, or an "obsession of Essembees", a "Contrary of CTs", or a "Nazi of Rayvins"

There'll be a kettle of vultures in that stack. I can't think of a Premier League club that wouldn't fancy one or two of Southampton's players. fun fact; a kettle of vultures is the term for when a group of vultures is in flight, a committee is when they're on the ground and a wake of vultures is for when they're feeding.

Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!

Had a glance at a Wolves Message board, seems they were all hoping to come up and make a weekend of it (in Newcastle), but the limited number of tickets released means they can't.