The Fish

I don't follow? You liked it (to an extent) because it wasn't as well put together?

Yeah the critical reviews I've read have put me off paying to see it in the cinema. Sounds like Sony still can't get the Superhero film right. Clunky dialogue, pointless sub plots and lots of bad CGI instead of practical effects. I thought Hardy would have the range to play the character and I thought the successes of Deadpool and Logan would convince the studio to let the source material speak for itself. It's a shame as it could have easily been decent, but it sounds pretty bad with only a few redeeming moments.

People will go after Ritchie, Perez, Murphy, Dummett. But unsurprisingly, there'll be a lot of shit on the books. Thanks Obama.

Think if Benitez does go at the end of the season, Lascelles will too. I'd imagine there'll be a bit of an exodus to be honest.

I see CT is still sticking with his schtick. Political point scoring trumps empathy.

I honestly believe he would have been better off owning Rangers outright. They've a larger global following than us (I assume), they're way more likely to get into European competition and therefore get his brand a bigger footprint abroad, plus their fans seem to wear a lot of cheap shit

Why would they? It'l be some other party's problem, or the individual politician will be able to distance themselves from the shitshow. Honestly, can you imagine Rees-Mogg or Johnson sticking around to sort out the mess they've delivered? They'll appear on a panel show or two, Johnson will probably give Strictly a go and Rees-Mogg will have a show on BBC4 about Almshouses or something. I'm. All. Right. Jack.

Surely Ashley initially bought the club as a vanity project, only when he discovered how fundamentally unsuited he is to club ownership did he shift tactic. I'm convinced it's only ego that's keeping him at the club; he wants paying for his mistakes. Using SJP as a massive billboard for his tat is a simple and effective marketing strategy with no end in sight. He won't need to negotiate placing with land owners, there's no time limit on them, it's on tv every other weekend. I'm convinced he'll want to keep them up for a period after the sale of the club.

Can't imagine what she $ee$ in him.

It's not necessarily a monetary gain that the other owners are looking for. I don't buy this "any attention is good attention" line. He may be a household name, but he's renowned for being a terrible employer, for a shop that hawks cheap tat. And now the people who know him as the owner of Newcastle United know him as an unambitious, lying, embarrassment. How is that good for business?

It is quite nice listening to the Man Utd fans moan at work. If only we were doing better so that I could properly enjoy it.

All the well known ones seem to be shit; Him, Bishop, Clifford.

Most days, yeah.

I honestly don't snack very often at all. Even if I did it'd be a ginger biscuit with a cuppa. That day was pretty average, even the days where I have more, I'm not coming close to 1,800 calories.Like I said, its been checked by people who know what they're talking about (because I've got no fucking clue) and they say I'm filling it in right. I think Pot noodles are a bad example, because they're shit. I'm swapping out toast for porridge on the days I go to the gym, and I guess I could have more protein?

I swear those fuckers are already jotting out one of those cards before they walk down my drive.

to give you an idea coffee, toast and jam = 210 Tuna mayo sandwich = 349 chicken breast with onion, pepper, couscous, feta and salad = 478 Mugs of tea = 42 Total 1069 35 minutes on the bike, moderate effort = 388 Ignoring the calories used to walk around and have a shit and stuff, that's about 681, or 1136 under my daily target. This is all assuming the figures are right, but I'm just taking it from the app.

Aye but you're an active bloke, Your body will be accustomed to loads going in and loads going out. Mine is used to loads going in. Mostly in the form of beer.

I've started at the gym again, trying to mix up the exercise so I stave off the inevitable crushing boredom. Also using that my fitness pal app and even after plugging in all the details I'm well under the daily calorie target after exercise. Shifted the diet towards plenty of fish and chicken, plenty of fruit and veg, loads of water, cooking in veg or sunflower oil and all that boring shit. My target was around 1,800 a day and after exercise I'm averaging around 1,000. I know! I immediately thought bulllllllllshit too, but I had the office gym-bore look it over and the guy at the gym who did my induction and they both say I'm not putting anything in wrong. Although Gym-Bore did remind me to include the cups of tea I was having, but even those 3-4 cups only add up to 42. I think I'll have to get a fitbit, because I just don't believe I'm doing any of this right

A Tory-boy complaining that people didn't care about his issue is priceless. I have noticed a theme from the right leaning people; they don't seem to take politics seriously. They've picked a side andnow it's all just a game. They celebrate a "win", even if it's clear that their lot fiddled the referendum, that their lot lied, that the culmination of their "victory" is that the country is in a far worse position now and very clearly headed for even worse times. Doesn't matter, cos they "won". Boris and Farage are dangerous people to give any time to, yet it's all just a big laugh. May is entirely incompetent but she dances badly so lets focus on that. Brexit is an unmitigated shitshow, but it's upsetting the lefties, liberals and luvvies so it's entertaining. It all seems to circle back to my biggest issue with the right leaning people; the "I'm all right Jack" mindset. As if society isn't something they're a part of, until they are and then the shitshow is the other lot's fault.

They didn't even hang around long enough to let me stick my dick in their blowholes.

Dunno what set him off. But I had to stop bumming this lad, set aside my beer and put down my bacon sandwich. All because he wanted to touch me up again.

Searched once, that's fine and fair enough, but to be "randomly selected" for a second search and then sent on my way without then apologising for wasting my time, nah, they can fuck off.

I was using Market Garden reference because of the sudden drop of loads of people. Where they were dropped wasn't important to me. So swivel.