The Fish

Bournemouth, Watford, Burnley and now Everton have all applied a lot of pressure which we've withheld. Should we be more confident in Benitez' Newcastle seeing a game out?

More passes, twice as many in the final third, more successful dribbles, more interceptions, more clearances, as many successful tackles in 26 minutes than Murphy managed in 64. Not saying he had a good game, but he wasn't invisible.

Disappointed to be dropped, but given the result you have to hold your hands up and admit the gaffer got it right. I'll just have to work hard in training and try and earn another chance.

2-0 to Everton I reckon

He's right though, it doesn't prove your point.

I mainly use it for playing music, checking the news/weather, setting timers, setting reminders, adding to a shopping list. In the new year I'll be getting more smart bulbs and looking at smart locks too. Mate has it set up so whenever he leaves work it pops the heating on so it's warm by the time he gets in, and the hall light switches itself on when he gets home. He's got a little'un so he gets it to play white noise to help the baby sleep, his mrs listens to podcasts through it and she can treat it like a speakerphone to talk to her mam.

The last games where you've managed to muster 12 shots in total, compared to your opponents' 44? Those last couple of games? You've the 2nd worst xG (ahead of Huddersfield only) and the 2 worst xGA (Ahead of only Fulham) in the league. In other words, had your opponents been more clinical with their good chances, and had you been less fortunate up front, you'd be rock bottom of the division. You might beat us, because you've some good players and they're playing for their manager. However, you're on crack if you are expecting Burnley to hand out a hammering to anyone at the minute. Least of all a resolute Newcastle side that has been beaten by >1 goal on one occasion in the league this season.

Unbelievable impact on popular culture. Glad he lived to see his works transfer from counterculture to the mainstream. RIP and Excelsior!

You forgot "their sisters".

Take confidence from that result, but it’s still worrying how shit we are up front

Freedom of speech is too often used by bigots and fascists to get airtime. Their position is "just as valid" as grown up opinions. That their extreme views are given the same (if not more) air time as centrist views is ludicrous and embarrassing. UKIP have fewer MPs than the Green Party, right? Why are hatemongers given more time than hippies? Because they make for better tv? I'd have no problem with UKIP getting the proportional amount of time as their support dictates. But they don't, because they get more attention than a rational climatologist explaining that maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't frack?

I care as much about what Jamal Lascelles said yesterday, as I do when a new signing talks up our atmosphere. Who honestly gives a fuck?

The digital activism will have a greater impact of his businesses and therefore have a greater impact on something he cares about.

Hasn't even happened and the tory is already trying to blame someone else. There are so many things that they've got wrong not least allowing an impossibly complicated decision to be put in the hands of dullards like CT. It's like a neurosurgeon handing the scalpel to the janitor. Even now CT is giggling away to himself as grown men try to have an adult conversation with him. Rather than concede it's been a shitshow from day 1, he's trying to make out like Brexit is going to somehow give birth to Britain's growth. I cannot believe he believes it himself, but as ever, he clearly thinks that as long as he's ok, who gives a fuck?

What is "rockstars insane "crunch" culture" which " came to light a few weeks back."

Unusual for a Tory to live in an echo chamber.

More likely to bother him than a boycott.

huh?

Wouldn't we need to have spent >£50m on other players to convince a £27m player to join us now.

Just busy lads, soz

BAMFU

Genuinely wouldn't be surprised to see huge civil unrest in the States. Will the huge numbers of idiot voters really clamour for sensible heads and diplomatic rhetoric when they can vote for a lunatic instead?

Saw that, would have suggested they go down there for the Tap and the street food stuff but they were pretty adamant about staying pretty close to the hotel.

Why oh why isn't that ordered by the rank, rather than alphabetically? Fucking amateurs.