The Fish

It would be a brilliant way to end his tenure. He's got England further in competitions than most of the spuds that are foisted upon the English public, but he's absolutely a safety-first manager. Which would be fine if they had a limited squad, but some of the attacking talent at his disposal (and the paucity of defending talent) should mean they play more on the front-foot. Saka, Foden, Watkins, Toney, Palmer, Bellingham, Gordon, should not be hamstrung by favouring an increasingly static Harry Kane. He deserves more credit than he gets, but definitely deserves the criticism he gets.

I don't doubt that a man that has lived in some privilege is in better health than the average 81yr old. But that's not a particularly high bar to clear. It certainly doesn't make a compelling case for him taking the most powerful position in the world. Let him resign for medical reasons, replace him with someone young(er) and virile, use that momentum to sweep all 50 states and return some sanity to the office of the President.

How continental

((15 steps to the fridge from the outdoor sofa + 25 steps to the outdoor privy) X 2) X 187 journeys = 15,000 steps the sub-15k step days are those where he doesn't realise in time and pops a squat onto the cherry tomato plant beside him.

That's really rough mate, but even by just realising you have to stop shows you're not an idiot. Maybe take a break from work for a bit, take a bit of time to find whatever works to take genuine care of yourself?

What's Wyki's Mrs up to these days?

Joelinton was a striker.

It's good, but it's no Battle Beyond the Stars

The fuck are you doing? Why are you punning now? What's become of you?

Heat is his best. Or Collateral.

I do love a bit of self-petard hoistage. Reminds me of the Olympiakos fans giving it the biggun , then we smashed them home and away in 2005.

Can't think of anyone who wouldn't drop their guts if Big Dunc squared up at them.

Is, like everyone else revitalising this thread, unaware this should all be scribbled on the back of a pencil case.

Only if they banned same sex marriage and taxed pensioners

No, you're prettier.

Yeah, I think it's paper talk. He's been linked to every man and his dog this window. I think we might have been forced into selling had we not cleared the PSR hurdle. But given we've £100m to spend, there's clearly no need to sell. He's playing well, is loved by the manager and the fans. He's getting plenty of time on the pitch, he's getting good numbers and getting into the England team. It could be the agent trying to wrangle a better contract?