The Fish

All the battles he fought and Ramsay Bolton says "The way people in the North talk about you, you're the greatest swordsman who ever walked"

It would subvert expectations though, Jon has been set up as this phenomenal swordsman and protagonist of the show. Having him have his arse handed to him by the NK, and the glory stolen by Arya, would have been surprising and satisfying. Instead, there's a bunch of questions about how Arya managed to get past the legions of undead and surprise the NK when the NK is so omniscient he was even aware of the projection of Bran. Killing more important people in this episode would have made sense. Jorah's death was a satisfying end to his story, and I would have thought a recently knighted Brienne would have also been a satisfying end to her story. As it stands, Grey Worm and Brienne's stories have surely come to their logical conclusion. Sam should have died an all, the useless wet fart was swarmed by the dead at least twice that I can remember. Agree that the fight against Cersei is way more interesting than the fight against what is essentially a force of nature. You can't really have Bronn, Tyrion and the Hound dropping hilarious witticisms to annoy the zombies. So many character conflicts; Jaime and Cersei, Tyrion and Cersei, Arya and Cersei, The Hound and the Mountain, Jon and Dany, Sansa and Dany, Sansa and Jon, Tyrion and Dany, Bran and weed killer. Re: the houses that are left; Stark, Lannister have a few people. Aryn has Robin, Greyjoy has Yara, Tarly kind of has Sam (not sure if there's a point in the Nights Watch anymore). Baratheon only has a bastard, Dorne has no one, Mormont doesn't have anybody left alive, and there aren't any Tyrell's.

Because she dropped from a height to attack him (unless she's now able to leap 6 foot in the air?). Also, if she'd taken a zombie face, there's no way the show wouldn't have had that as a reveal. re: Jon v NK. That's kind of my thinking; Jon's an annoyance to the NK, rather than his focus. Jon attacking him with all his skill and strength, but being parried and pushed away with relative ease. Not to drag more ire my way, but the NK should have been like Thanos. Not just the leader of a massive army, but apparently unbeatable one-on-one. One idea could have been that when he dropped from his dead-dragon, rather than falling outside, he lands inside the courtyard, the living see him and press towards him. They're intercepted by the generals and weight of numbers, but one or two get through. NK despatches a couple of the "heroes" (Grey Worm & Brienne? giving them satisfying endings) until Jon emerges and goes toe-to-toe with NK. They spar a bit, but it's clear Jon is comfortably outmatched. Then, with NK looming above a fallen Jon, about to destroy this annoyance once and for all, that's when Arya leaps from somewhere to play out the final death pretty much as we saw in the garden. I get that the above is lurching 90mph into fan-fic territory, I just I think that while the episode was incredible as a spectacle, it let itself down tactically, logically and narratively. When much of the series has subverted expectations without it being outside the logic of the universe in which it's set, this last episode was jarring.

The very same. There's a few better ways to kill the NK, surely? Have there be a distraction that takes NK and his general's attention in the opposite direction, and Arya appear from the bushes. Have the Living deliberately target the generals to reduce the numbers of the undead in the build up to this scene, with NK bumping off a couple of them, then Arya peels a general's face off and stabs NK in the chest (although they shatter when killed don't they?). Have Mel or Bran Magic up a Magic Mcguffin that pops up a shield around the garden so that only the NK is powerful enough to get through. Then have him fight Jon mano-e-mano, have him getting the upper hand and about to deliver the death blow to Jon, then Arya Stark, outta nowhere!! I've no problem with Arya delivering the final strike, but for there to be so many minions between her and the NK, and for there to have been so little illustrating his power beyond raising the dead, made the final act a little underwhelming in hindsight.

I get it from a cinematic point of view, those shots of a charge into darkness, one by one the lights stuttering out. The shots of the dragons illuminated only by the fire they're breathing down onto the amassed ranks of the undead. Brilliant shots that you'd never have expected to see on a tv show. But it would have been so simple to ask an expert exactly how a force would defend a position against overwhelming numbers. I know the square root of fuck all about feudal military tactics, but I was taken out of the battle scenes by the way it played out. I don't believe they couldn't get the same kind of shots if they'd set out the armies with a bit of common sense? The Arya backlash is just ridiculous as well. She's been training most of her life to become a death dealing badass assassin. We even complained about how long they were spending on her training montages. Even during this episode it showcased the lessons she's learned. How to kill quickly, how to be stealthy, how to steel her nerves. It would have been far worse had bumbling idiot Jon done in the NK. Yes he's a good swordsman, but he's patently a moron. Who would have died permanently seasons ago, were it not for the shiny suit of plot armour he's wearing.

Agree with the above. If we'd had Almiron and Perez fully fit, we'd stand 1/2 a chance. But they're not, so we don't. Best we can hope for is their forwards have an off day and our back 7 are flawless, nick a 0-0.

I'd maybe give a 1yr extension so that we've got an experienced body in midfield, but he shouldn't be in the 1st team, barring injuries. He did have a good tail end of last season, but he's not repeated it, and he's only going to get older and slower.

Absolutely idiotic "strategy" by the living. Surely you set up with the cavalry on the flanks to harrass the legions of undead to force them to bunch up. You certainly don't send them all rushing forward into the darkness with no support whatsoever. As the Dothraki nibble away at the sides of the advancing army, lob big blazing balls of burny stuff into that congested centre from the catapults (THAT YOU DON'T position ahead of the trenches!). Why didn't they have big pools of oil/tar set ablaze to slow down the zombies, or force them into bottlenecks? Why didn't they use the dragons to set the front of the undead army on fire, and give a bit of illumination to the battle field? It's not like anyone but the Night King (and maybe his generals) have those Dragon-killer spears. Even if you have one do a pass while the other looks out for the undead dragon. Mind you, the NK was tactically stupid as well. Why does he need to be there for 99% of the battle? If his sole aim is to kill Bran, why didn't he a) fly his dragon into the garden, dismount, let his dragon deal with the Cockless Allen and his mates while he kills Bran or, 2) let his undead horde kill everyone in the castle and watch from afar, then when that's done, stroll into the garden and kill Bran or iii) direct his entire force to the garden and overwhelm any defenders there then casually kill Bran. Can't be much of a force left to face Cersei. Most if not all of the Dothraki are gone. Same for the Unsullied, Wildlings, and Northmen. Maybe there won't be another big fuck off battle and it'll all be politicking? Which makes Tyrion, Sansa and Varys much more useful.

@Monkeys Fist You're a good man. What bellend would put spoilers out? Oh ay, Ant would. Gemmil's still not forgiven him for ruining the Shield.

The news of the undead army's advance would reach KL way before they did, giving both the North and the South enough time to mobilise their troops and allow them to surround the undead army with Dragons and Plot-Armour clad folks on one side of them, and Dragonfire-spewing Mad Queen's on the other. Tactically, it's stupid.

The Dead walking past Winterfell to Kings Landing doesn't make sense because; they're already at Winterfell, why would they allow themselves to face enemies from both sides? their whole thing has been to sweep south, swelling their numbers as they go

I think they'll repel the army of the undead by killing the majority of the White Walkers and thus flipping the switch that controls much of the horde or injuring the Night King who will flee back North. Then some of the living will stay to go after Cersei and the others will go North to end the Night King forever.

Aside from the identical wins, draws, points, goals etc. the story of the season has played out very similarly; Shoddy start, disappointing performances from previously impressive players, surprising performance from central midfielder who was much derided earlier on, Perez' goal scoring run, January transfers turning the season around. Just odd isn't it. I regret typing this out more than you regret reading it.

Aye, and it's missing the point that having facilities that are fit for purpose aren't a luxury, they're a fucking necessity.

Don't think that's ever been in question. He obviously wants to stay, and if we had an owner with a modicum of ambition, this wouldn't have been an issue at all. We've got the money to pay competitive wages, we've got the money to pay competitive fees, we've got the manager (and renown) to attract the standard of player that would command that kind of outlay. What's the prize money difference between the league positions? About £2m? So finish 7th instead of 17th gets you about £20m. Tv fees were £12.3m plus 'being on tv loads' money for about £1m a pop after the first 10 featured games. I'm sure we've been on the tv more times than any club outside the top 6. That's another £17m or so. Naturally if we were competing for cups instead of abandoning them asap, we'd get tv money for those as well. Sponsors would be more willing to tolerate a light association with Sports Direct if Newcastle were a progressive, ambitious brand. I'm all for running the club's finances well, but it's a football club. As with all clubs, ambition is it's raison d'etre. Stagnant clubs will hemorrhage fans, sponsors, and league position. You have to be wilfully ignorant to not see this. Speculation from a sound financial footing is the best way to improve fortunes on and off the pitch.

Would have been good for him to finish the season with a goal or two under his belt, but we're mathematically safe, so

Aye, and if we sold Gayle to WBA for £16m to pay for Rondon, Charnley and Ashley wouldn't include the money saved on DG's wages in the pot for Benitez.

What the fuck? Fuck you you fucking fucker.

Morrison scores from that corner I think Cardiff could have held on. Yet again Warnock ruins football for everyone.

Steady on.

That was a nailed on penalty to be fair. Salah was theatrical, but he was being wrestled by the Cardiff lad.

Thing is, if he got £50m plus whatever he makes from player sales, that's enough to get Newcastle United a consistent top 10 side and challenge in the cups etc. I just do not believe that he'd actually get that much, and he wouldn't have free reign to sign whoever he wants with that £50m. Say we sold Shelvey, Hayden & Murphy. What would we get? £30-40m? £90m is plenty on transfer fees. But I doubt Benitez would get the £50m, I'm convinced that £50m would include wages, agent fees and the like and I am convinced that wouldn't be allocated immediately so we'd get the same situation we saw with Almiron where we have to wait until deadline day in January for the deal to be finalised.

Fuck me, Morrison wants shooting with shit. Watches the corner all the way, then stoops too early and the ball goes off his back for a goal kick!

Aye, I did. Fuck sake. I'm an albatross.

No way Cardiff can hang on for another 40 minutes, can they?