The Fish

I was being sarcastic.

Especially when he'll get a decent wedge in the Championship and it's unlikely a Premier League club would top that significantly. Not for a player who doesn't look capable of scoring in the top flight.

Gate receipts?

Aye, picture the scene; Benitez walks into the MD's office "I'd like to buy these four players, they'll cost £90m all told, but I'm happy to sell these players who want to leave, we don't need and will bring in about £40m. I know some of them aren't young, but they'll make fit the way we want to play perfectly." "OK" Fanciful I know, but just let yourself enjoy the fantasy.

Unlike like Droopy Trooper, that. I'm very much in the "Jimbo's Telly" camp. Been burnt too many times to get really excited. The kid in me is already compiling a list of FM Wonderkids we should immediately go out and buy, though.

Gettin?

Yo know how some games the football is so good you say that whoever wins the game really deserves it. Well whoever loses this game fucking deserves it.

If this was Football Manager, you'd hook Sarr at half time. Fine him. then immediately transfer list him. He's having a shocker.

anyone got a decent stream? Hesgoal keeps lagging.

Charlton are abject. I know they'll be shaken by the calamitous own goal, but they're dire. How're they even in the Play-Offs?

They charge twice as much to put an "artisan sausage" in a bun?? A bun costs 3 euros?

He won't be printing anything until he's got back from Shagaluf with Cockeyed Mala

Hang on, there's genuinely a Tayto castle and a Tayto park?

Trooper man, you've got to stop reading every negative article on the internet as gospel. There are a handful of people who know what the situation is and none of them are talking. We'll know when the likes of Caulkin, Bird, Edwards put something out, or the club does. Until then every 90Min or Sunday Sport story should be put straight into the bin.

Firmly believe with the right support from the owner(s), Newcastle United could swell the top 6 to a top 7 and our potential to consistently finish around those top spots outstrips teams like Leicester.

Couldn't cubs have set colours for shirts, shorts and socks? Variety can come from collars, hems, and shit like that. Leave the experimentation and artistic flair for the away kits.

Jimbo's Telly.

They can't announce anything until the new owners have got their "Howay the lads" down pat.

That's 12,013,041,800 pennies generated by the club. Looking forward to Benitez getting to spend 'em all.

Asamoah Gyan has reversed his decision to retire and they're wondering if he'd fancy playing alongside the likes of... *googles*... Tom Flanagan? Apparently the 10 goals in 34 games is enough for him to be considered World Class, by some. Dave Cisse got more than that in his first 9 games.

Rumours of Juan Mata.

saving my creative juices for comic book fan fic.

Because other than us, nobody gives them a second thought any more. That's why they've been trying to fabricate an enmity for Portsmouth, or love-ins with, oh, I dunno... lets say Southend. It'll only get worse, the longer they're out of the top flight as well.

Because of the way he writes, I don't think he has it in him to tie it all together. Requires a different approach, imo. I wonder if, after he croaks, someone else will give it a go?