The Fish

Go change your sheets man, we're fine. 2 Relegation spots all but sewn up, Cardiff & Southampton duking it out for the 3rd, maybe Burnley given their run. You big tart.

Which is lunacy when most faiths mean they should believe their actions on this plane determine what happens after.

Literally everything and anything that preceded that?

Their game hasn't even finished yet man. Ours doesn't even kick off for a bit. Brighton look in trouble because they've been in shit form for ages and we look like we;ll be ok because we've been in decent form and have an easier end to the season than most Premier League clubs.

Rumours that Pep might be off to Juventus.

If only as part of the "You don't know what you're doing", "Attack, Attack, Attack attack attack" "Fuck off Sam Allardyce" medley

Has to be the death that returned the most original death jokes so far. He might be topped by Elton John Or his doctor

Is it shite. I've sat in libraries under Dalglish, Allardyce and so on. Football and atmosphere much better now than then. Benitez' football may be pragmatic, but it's much better than Allardyce's hoof ball.

1-1 Almiron to open his account

Never mix me up with Quiff again. Trying to watch this Murder Mountain thing on Netflix. Fucking bizarre state of affairs where the now law abiding marijuana farmers are at the brink of bankruptcy because the legalisation comes with so many taxes, fees and licenses that they can hardly keep their heads above water. The ones benefiting are the violent criminals and surely it'll be big pharma/tobacco.

Mrs Fish has had Cluster Headaches before and was prescribed tramadol (sp?). Dunno if they're exactly the same symptoms, but she certainly had the anxiety, headaches fucked up vision (actually getting something like tunnel vision). Only reason we knew what it was is because I've a mate who's a Dr and she's had them herself.

Apparently the prize money is £100k, or about £60k less than Lee Cattermole's monthly pay packet.

Well, Grandad's been at the port again.

Incredible isn't it? Watched Behind the Curve last night. Good lord these people are hilariously deluded. Made me immediately think of Wolfy, naturally. I think I took the wrong tac with him. Instead of challenging his weird beliefs, I should have asked more about why he was looking for alternatives to the consensus.

Thing is, his stock wouldn't rise any higher by winning trebles in the Scottish league. Celtic are just a well supported club in a shitty league, like Anderlecht or Olympiacos. Winning something, anything with Leicester is a better point on his CV than winning a treble treble at Celtic. Hell, not even winning something, just getting them competing for Cups and finishing top half consistently.

Aye, Riviere is up there with Xisco for me.

It's funny though, I don't hate Joselu like I've hated Andreas Andersson, Xisco or the like. I thin they thought they were better than they are, Joselu seems to know he's shit.

We're safe man, dry your sheets. We're closer to 10th than we are to the relegation spots. Cardiff need 7pts to catch our current total, and I wouldn't be shocked if they failed to even get those when they've got 4 of the top 6 left to play. If you write off those fixtures and West Ham, they've got to get 7pts from Brighton, Burnley, Fulham and Crystal Palace. And we'd need to fail to get another point. Southampton face a few midtable sides with no pressure on them, plus games against sides who're difficult to break down in Brighton, Burnley, and ourselves. They're not out of the woods at all, neither are Burnley because of the fixture list.

fucking hell man. Beaten by the better side yesterday. They defended well, (9 blocks!), and we couldn't get a grip on the midfield. They were both diving shits and dirty cunts, but the penalty was the correct call, as was the freekick that lead to it. So it's not like we were cheated of points or owt. Defensively really poor and especially Manquillo and Schar on the right hand side. That right flank is definitely being targeted by opposition managers, which is surprising when we've got a right winger who's a bit of a madhead playing left wing back. Meh, we're safe, got a fairly soft run in and an away day to Craven Cottage to enjoy on the final day.

Southampton aren't out of it yet. But they've a gentler run in than Cardiff so it'd be a surprise if these three aren't the bottom three come the end of the season.

Why don't refs seem to give a shit about encroachment any more?

Got Spurs-Arsenal finishing as a draw as part of a daft 10 match accumulator. So I'm happy they're drawing, but that shouldn't have been a penalty.

And he's still waiting for his turn.

Fair play to him, to be honest. He's not in the West Ham squad, so getting game time and trying to play his way back into contention is much better than having a strop.