The Fish

Weak tea is forbidden in my house. Needs to be a shade dark enough to have Farage in a tizz. We have no MArvel or Newcastle mugs in the house because apparently Mrs Fish hates fun.

Be loads of families going, kids experiencing St James' Park for the first time. Hope the team helps create some wonderful mammaries.

I appreciate it. I'm trying to get hold of the lads who've done stuff for us in the past, but I think they're on holiday or something.

Bad luck certainly comes in threes. First little'un is sick, then the Washing Machine breaks, now the blokes trying to install the new one can't fit it through a doorway down to the basement because it is 1.5cm too wide. Probably going to need to get a joiner in to shave 2cm off the doorframe. @strawb if you know of anybody who wouldn't mind a quick job in Bramhall? It's literally a 45 degree cut to a 2cm depth, then straight down about 6'6" of wooden door frame (no door), sand off to finish. I'd have a crack myself if I had the tools and the wife had any confidence that I wouldn't bring the whole house down.

♪ On the river where they used to drown the gaaaaays ♫

CT has entered the chat.

Off on loan. apparently

They don't all look alike.

If you want to view the window (before it's closed) so negatively, then by all means knock yourself out. I'll just be up here on my high horse, looking down on you with 2 parts amusement and 1 part disdain.

This is all great and Woke AF, but why is it polluting the Generic Small Time Football Blather thread?

I still think we could get £10-15m+ for Almiron, double that from a Saudi club. Lascelles should still command a good fee (£5-7.5m) But the rest will be nominal and mostly beneficial in terms of relieving some of the wage bill.

Well he's had his say on Hannibal Lecter, so I can only assume he's going go off on one about Hans Gruber

I'd be delighted if we could offload this lot for anything like their 'Market Value' on Transfermarkt.co.uk; Almiron - €20m Ashby - €1.2m Dubravka - €1m Fraser - €3m Hayden - €1.8m Lascelles - €7m Lewis - €3.5m Targett - €10m Total €47.5m

Ok, now that you've got me all hot and bothered, what's your point?

Bit of both, surely? We were crying out for depth last season. Hopefully all the players we're signing for the U21s and players like Kelly, Osula and Pivas should be providing depth. Buuuut we need to buy upgrades for Almiron and Lascelles. Either pushing them down the pecking order, or out of the conversation entirely. We also need to offload Dubravka, Targett, Lewis.

They might just be sponsors for the Sela Cup.

Pivas is an unknown, but I'm convinced he's the next Lee/Batty/Beardsley Osula would be getting people in a tizz if he was signed from Osasuna rather than Sheffield Kelly is a decent PL utility defender, who would elicit more excitement if he came with a fee. Ruddy must surely be some coaching/PSR/Homegrown fiddle Vlachodimos was a thank you for them buying Wood and Shelvey and a PSR fiddle Hall is fucking mint

I think there's more to it than that. And it's not like the decision makers don't have other things on their plates. There'll be gamesmanship as well, the player advisers to take a bit of time to deliver their response just in case another party comes in with a better offer. And I'm sure we'll be looking at other targets and seeing if there's movement on them that might make this bid redundant.

Or any film where a white person joins a native population as an enemy, only to eventually become their saviour; Lawrence of Arabia, Last Samurai, Last of the Mohicans, Dances with Wolves, Dangerous Minds, Blind Side. Avatar. Any film where there's a parking space right outside where the character needs it Nobody ever going to the toilet Any romantic comedy, ever Any film where the only thing the girl needs to do to become suddenly hot is take off her glasses. Any film where the police are competent

Aren't all movies set in alternate Universes?

Thing is, the classics like X-Men, Fantastic Four and Spider-Man had either already been done (to varying degrees of success), or were owned by other studios. Branching out into B-tier characters was the best idea Marvel had. Now, however, they're rooting around in the B-Tier box and just pulling any old shite and trying to force a connection to current stable, without thinking about anything else. I haven't watched the Flash film. No real interest, to be honest. The original Superman film, Burton and Nolan's Batman movies aside, everything from DC has been fucking terrible.

I would do, but I like the stuff that these mooks are infecting with their toxicity. If we start picking at the names of superheroes, we're in real danger. Most are fucking stupid, even the most famous ones. It's just familiarity that's made them seem less ridiculous.