The Fish

They should have already taken on the Millwall/Leeds approach. Revelling in the contempt the wider football world has for them. The reaction to the Netflix series (plus the reactions to the consecutive relegations), would surely have hammered home that they're seen as a fucking joke.

Imagining the fume in the Beehive because Ryder can't understand why he wasn't forewarned by Tavernier, Streete or even Steven Taylor??

Does raise a smile when they're claiming friendships all over the shop, and in the same thread there's other saying they beat the shit out of opposition fans. They want to be the fans every other clubs loves, and are afraid of. Fucking oddities.

There's even one bloke claiming to be the Sheikh's lawyer. He's saying the deal is all but done and we'll get an announcement on Friday. However, a quick translate of a few of his tweets shows he's a Man Utd fan, one says "The Newcastle fans are snatching" and a face palm emoji. So I say his claims are camelshit.

Not near enough embarrassment about the behaviour of their fans in London.

Bunch of accounts saying the deal is done, but I've no idea who they are, so I don't buy it. I'll wait for Caulkin, Edwards or the Club to announce it before I rip my cock off.

You know how to look on the sunny side of life, for damned sure.

I was being sarcastic.

Especially when he'll get a decent wedge in the Championship and it's unlikely a Premier League club would top that significantly. Not for a player who doesn't look capable of scoring in the top flight.

Gate receipts?

Aye, picture the scene; Benitez walks into the MD's office "I'd like to buy these four players, they'll cost £90m all told, but I'm happy to sell these players who want to leave, we don't need and will bring in about £40m. I know some of them aren't young, but they'll make fit the way we want to play perfectly." "OK" Fanciful I know, but just let yourself enjoy the fantasy.

Unlike like Droopy Trooper, that. I'm very much in the "Jimbo's Telly" camp. Been burnt too many times to get really excited. The kid in me is already compiling a list of FM Wonderkids we should immediately go out and buy, though.

Gettin?

Yo know how some games the football is so good you say that whoever wins the game really deserves it. Well whoever loses this game fucking deserves it.

If this was Football Manager, you'd hook Sarr at half time. Fine him. then immediately transfer list him. He's having a shocker.

anyone got a decent stream? Hesgoal keeps lagging.

Charlton are abject. I know they'll be shaken by the calamitous own goal, but they're dire. How're they even in the Play-Offs?

They charge twice as much to put an "artisan sausage" in a bun?? A bun costs 3 euros?

He won't be printing anything until he's got back from Shagaluf with Cockeyed Mala

Hang on, there's genuinely a Tayto castle and a Tayto park?

Trooper man, you've got to stop reading every negative article on the internet as gospel. There are a handful of people who know what the situation is and none of them are talking. We'll know when the likes of Caulkin, Bird, Edwards put something out, or the club does. Until then every 90Min or Sunday Sport story should be put straight into the bin.

Firmly believe with the right support from the owner(s), Newcastle United could swell the top 6 to a top 7 and our potential to consistently finish around those top spots outstrips teams like Leicester.

Couldn't cubs have set colours for shirts, shorts and socks? Variety can come from collars, hems, and shit like that. Leave the experimentation and artistic flair for the away kits.

Jimbo's Telly.