The Fish

I thought the same, never seen a a dressing room so clearly adrift from the new coach, so early.

I'm looking forward to the stage where we can leave him on a roadside to fend for himself while I come back down to the smoke and Bengal Village my heart out.

Longstaff would go for £25m on his own. Even if he has a poor season.

Longstaff, Almiron, Joelinton, Saint Maximin, Dubravka, all saleable assets.

Oh I'd rather have the corpse of Mugabe running the show ahead of Ashley. Even if a dickhead buys us and sells us on soon after, I'll take that short term pain, for the return of my club from the hands of this fat crook. It's the damage Bruce is doing to our good players that is more depressing than his failure to lift up our weaker ones.

There'll be a tipping point where the risk is too great. He'll gamble on us bouncing back as we have done the last two times. Because £30m is worth it if he can get £100m in tv money next season. Fail to get back up and he'd have to spend another large sum to try and get us back up, this time with even less tv money coming his way. Nah, He'll bin us off.

As likely to get someone like Sunderland's charlatans as we are anyone decent.

I accept your apology.

I'm hoping he inherited his father's ornery nature. And intolerance. ya cunt.

Bruce will get the sack with 8 games to go, or once relegation is confirmed, which ever comes earlier. Then whoever gets the job will get a bit of backing to try and get straight back up, should that fail Ashley will want to off load us before the parachute payments run out.

I see no proffered solution, fuckknuckle.

You have any idea the number of stats and essays I've used to try and explain that to Fish Jnr, but will he take it on board? Will he fuck. Little blighter dribbled on my face today and I clearly stated on page 3 para 7, that shit is unacceptable.

Coaching.

Look I'll snog you if you want, but nothing under the belt line, ok?

I think the tilt towards politics in the General Chat (and fucking guitars) + the shitshow in the footballing side of things draws me in less. I have noticed while browsing the last few days, that my username has popped up in a few threads while I've been gone. Plus it's mostly home stuff keeping me busy, Can't remember the last time I actually met @Meenzer e.g.

Isn't your formula asking Highlight this when Today() is greater than 20? Which all days after about 1990 are to Excel? It's 8:35pm on a Sunday so I might be wrong, but I'd "highlight the cells greater" than "TODAY()+20"

It's hard, but brilliant. Much like my wang about a year ago Fuck me, Nurseries are expensive!

Genuinely disenfranchised with Newcastle, haven't even done a podcast this season. Returned here on a whim. Was excited at Sheik Khaled rumours, but they soon turned to ash and sand in my mouth. Don't really care that we're likely getting relegated unless something drastic happens.

That's no way to talk about my wife!

There'd be a queue to piss all over that.

You can't even be bothered to write in full sentences. Sad to see.

"support the team not the regime". McClaren season all over again, this time there'll not be Benitez swooping in to get automatic promotion sewn up.

No plans to burden the world any more, this one's enough at the minute.

Sounds like a shitcunt.

What breed is it? Im gonna predict French Bulldog, Pug, or some such bullshit breed.