The Fish

I accept your apology.

I'm hoping he inherited his father's ornery nature. And intolerance. ya cunt.

Bruce will get the sack with 8 games to go, or once relegation is confirmed, which ever comes earlier. Then whoever gets the job will get a bit of backing to try and get straight back up, should that fail Ashley will want to off load us before the parachute payments run out.

I see no proffered solution, fuckknuckle.

You have any idea the number of stats and essays I've used to try and explain that to Fish Jnr, but will he take it on board? Will he fuck. Little blighter dribbled on my face today and I clearly stated on page 3 para 7, that shit is unacceptable.

Coaching.

Look I'll snog you if you want, but nothing under the belt line, ok?

I think the tilt towards politics in the General Chat (and fucking guitars) + the shitshow in the footballing side of things draws me in less. I have noticed while browsing the last few days, that my username has popped up in a few threads while I've been gone. Plus it's mostly home stuff keeping me busy, Can't remember the last time I actually met @Meenzer e.g.

Isn't your formula asking Highlight this when Today() is greater than 20? Which all days after about 1990 are to Excel? It's 8:35pm on a Sunday so I might be wrong, but I'd "highlight the cells greater" than "TODAY()+20"

It's hard, but brilliant. Much like my wang about a year ago Fuck me, Nurseries are expensive!

Genuinely disenfranchised with Newcastle, haven't even done a podcast this season. Returned here on a whim. Was excited at Sheik Khaled rumours, but they soon turned to ash and sand in my mouth. Don't really care that we're likely getting relegated unless something drastic happens.

That's no way to talk about my wife!

There'd be a queue to piss all over that.

You can't even be bothered to write in full sentences. Sad to see.

"support the team not the regime". McClaren season all over again, this time there'll not be Benitez swooping in to get automatic promotion sewn up.

No plans to burden the world any more, this one's enough at the minute.

Sounds like a shitcunt.

What breed is it? Im gonna predict French Bulldog, Pug, or some such bullshit breed.

Aye he's 3 months now, so way more personality, which makes dealing with his shit much more bearable Not yet, but he has projectile pooed across the room, splashing his unused teddy bears in shit.

You'd expect 4pts from those 4 fixtures in most seasons under Ashley, just not the way they came. definitely unlucky not to get all 3. Was the tackle on Hayden not a penalty? Looked it to me. Almiron needs one to go in off his arse, Joelinton looks decent. I just don't really care enough any more to write my usual three page essay.

Been in hospital, it turns out your shit craic gave me AIDS.

Could have done with Villa and Palace sharing the points, but that was never a dive (despite his post-contact theatrics). Of course the PGMOL won't accept criticism of the officials, or the implementation of this iteration of VAR.

Busy at work, busy looking after my new son.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Well, people will always find something to moan about, so there's that. But offside should get back to its original purview; preventing attackers gaining an unfair advantage. With the tracking sensors that players wear, it should be possible to accurately state if they're wholly ahead of the defenders.