The Fish

Fucking Hell Blyth.

Yep, this is what's maddening. This shit show was the most vulnerable Tory leadership I've seen in fucking ages and nobody laced up their gloves, let alone managed to land a punch. Imagine what Blair would have done to Gove and Johnson. Or Ed Milliband. Or a Sock Puppet on the hand of child?

Both Parties were leave because Corbyn was leave and his cult wouldn't allow dissent.

I don't believe that, I think a competent opposition would have been able to frame that conversation far better.

Genuinely just hoping that where I live has gone for Lib Dems, but I'm not confident. Labour fucked this from the off, any competent oppositon could have strung these ex-Etonians up by their ham covered nutsacks. Strong position on BRexit. Strong action on rumours of antisemitism. It's not fucking rocket science. I know I shouldn't but I honestly hope every little Englander gets utterly fucked by Brexit. Job goes oversees, beneifts slashed, evicted and beaten up by gangs of roaming racists who mistake the grime on their face for a tan. Thick cunts.

Is that when she's got the painters in?

Dan wasn't wrong, I did need a few tissues

I mean, sure I might have him do the lawn or something but I'd still give him a scratchcard for christmas.

Either do as ewerk says and list the initials of the employees vertically, Or if you need to have it horizontal use a vlookup like so; If AB has multiple entries, you might want to use a pivot table

... what exactly are you trying to return? just the number of days worked by each employee?

We're going to need to get the windows at the back done as they're not double glazing. The Mrs said she'd phoned round a few big companies and someone would pop round to give us a no obligation quote. Safe to say I told her she's out of her goddamn mind. We'll use a local firm for local people.

So, could a season ticket holder get a free ticket for "his mate", wait until he's received it, then cancel his direct debit and use "his mate"'s free 1/2 season ticket instead?

Hang on, if you owe this guy roughly that amount, is he dishonest by not complaining that you've paid him roughly what you owe him?

Chill Dads fer lyfe, bro!

Still not 100% what you're after, but if it's simply how many days AB has worked like Gloom says, either rearrange your 2nd table so it's a list and copy the formula across from the total Days column, orrrrrr just use a vlookup So say you've got those tables side by side and "Action By" is in cell A1 it would look like; =vlookup(F2,A1:D5,4,False) F2 is your reference, in this case "AB" in the second table A1:D5 is where you're looking, in this case the 1st table 4 is the column you want the number returned from, in this case "Total Days" False is the range your willing to accept, but because you're looking for AB and not any other variation on that type False =vlookup(What I'm looking for, where I'm looking,which column, this thing specifically) If you're copying this formula into more columns lock the range you're looking in by putting a $ before the letter and before the number like so -> $A$1:$D$5 You could use match index, but vlookups are fine for now. if this sin't what yo're after, you'll have to explain better.

Oh, he's one of them? Must admit I've not really noticed him that much. That toonraider mackem is less subtle.

We gave the worst team to ever grace the Premier League 4 of their 9pt haul for the season. Towards the end of last season we were quite enjoyable to watch, even for the neutral, I thought. Must admit I took a perverse pleasure from watching us deny much better opposition by being well drilled. But, this isn't that. This is a good 'keeper, good fortune and good individuals.

I'm not. Thing is, if Joelinton isn't a targetman (he isn't) why the fuck is Bruce playing him like he is? Why aren't we playing a 5 at the back system that doesn't isolate Joelinton? Given he's our £40m striker, why aren't we playing a system that gets more out of him? It's not a bad thing to have goal scorers from all positions, of course iti sn't. But we don't .There's a significant lack of goals from the forward positions. The ones who's fucking job it is.

Knackered. Both the little man and the Mrs have the Flu. He's been coughing and not himself for a few days, took him into the GP who said it was a viral infection, probably the flu and to keep an eye on how much he's feeding, if he's dehyrdated and for any marks on his body. Saturday he's properly listless, and there's a mark on his shoulder so we phone 111, they send an ambulance sharpish. Paramedics look him over, but by now he's fed and had another power nap. HE's brighter and the paramedic says that the mark is probably just a mark from the carseat or his cot or wherever. Then some over-zealous GP he phones insists we take Little Fish to Hospital. Paramedic apologises for being unprofessional then says that we should go to hospital if we're at all worried and it's definitely the absolute safest thing to do, but it's his personal opinion that the GP is passing the buck and has ignored the information and opinion he gave over the phone. We're at Hospital for 6 hours, all the while little laddy is getting more uncomfortable and fed up, and the wife is the same. One Doctor examined him then remarked "Oh, he's a bit grumpy isn't he?" "Aye", I said, "He's not slept properly in 4hrs, and people keep waking him up to poke and prod him" Mrs Fish wasn't happy with me. Then they have to take bloods, so I'm restraining my son as he thrashes and screams bloody murder because the nurse can't complete the task right and has to get a doctor to help. Get sent to paediatrics, then after 2hrs waiting they check the results, give him a once over and send us home because he's got the flu. Total waste of our time, and the hospital staff's, all because some out of hour GP didn't trust the paramedic. anyway, I'm fucking exhausted and needed some catharsis.

Missed a trick there. Shit. Sorry.

The fuck did I do?

We played defensive, counter attack football with an actual targetman, and a number 10 who harrassed their back line all game. We played further up the pitch because of that and so Rondon and Perez weren't as isolated as Joelinton is. We played with centre backs who would spray the ball about confidently but who were just as comfortable keeping the ball when possible. Now, we're humping balls up to nobody, or to Carroll when he's on the pitch. Joelinton is entirely on his own, Almiron and Saint Maximin need to beat two or three men before they get close to the opposition box and our defence is our biggest attacking threat. Also, I'd say that Benitez' defensive displays owed more to organisation and design, than to passion and individual ability.

It wasn't exactly the same though, was it.

Given the variety of abuse that goes on in Wearside car parks, I'd say verbal is the preferred option.