The Fish

Still don't believe he got it without googling. Bet he cheats at the pub quizzes too. They're an inscrutable folk, the Scots.

I mean, that is some brag right there.

Innnn one. But I do not, for an instant, believe that KCG, of all people, got that without googling. Oxford University - 1167 Eyeglasses - 1286 Multistage rocket - 1300-1350 The Aztec Empire 1427

'tis the season after all.

I forget are you the one that blacked up is is that the other one?

Not one is in the right place. You must be dead embarrassed.

Wrongo

Rank the following by age; The Aztec Empire, Eyeglasses, Oxford University, Multistage Rocket.

Some reassuring bits in that

Mertens Coutinho Vidal Koulibaly Cuadrado Am I missing anybody?

This American bidder, I don't understand the whole thing... Staveley has exclusivity for a while yet, that bid is already at the Owners and Directors test, which is the penultimate hurdle, the last one being the money exchanging hands, right? So, leaking the fact you've made a bid at this stage is like saying you asked the lass out that's walking down the aisle, right?

He been to Wuhan recently? I would not put it past him to spark a global pandemic to avoid relegation.

Less a beard and more Becher's Brook these days.

Surely more to do with the circumstances of it? In an embassy, brutally tortured and murdered, then get away scot-free? I'd imagine the (justified) outcry would have been the same had it been a politician, or whatever.

Because if the Saudis have a vested interest in the Premier League you can assume they'll want in on the broadcast rights. they'd love nothing more than to muscle out Qatar backed BeIN. Which means a bidding war.

Chart is invalid, they've spelled Brighton, Southampton & Newcastle wrong and haven't included Norwich at all. Useless spenks

I've done something like that, if I understand it right... Drop down returns an array of results elsewhere? Or do you want drop down A, to populate dropdown B?

Aye, "buying the league" is as old as professional football, like you say. Man Utd, Blackburn, Chelcea, Man City, Liverpool did it, even Sunderland were the "Bank of England " club way back when. We'll have hypocrites from other clubs saying we've sold our soul by supporting a club with shady owners as if, a) their owners aren't on the scale of evil, b ) they wouldn't support their team should it be taken over by Ernst stavro Blofeld

I'd take that.

Owner and director test will take a while mate, 2-4 weeks. Reportedly started on the 8th, so I wouldn't expect owt for at least another week.

Why in the hell would you want to keep Carroll? He's hardly proven worth an extension and whenever the football starts again he'll have likely piled on the beef.

Aye, they'll come down. If for no other reason than £2m for the amount of the stadium that's covered is a fucking piss take.

Dunno, it's what's been reported and picked up by papers and the like. I can quite believe the Palace and Southampton pay out significantly more than we do.

Who we waiting on? Fop? Wolfy?

I'm sure there'll be ways around it. there used to be something where, if you could prove you've a new source of income that will cover the increase, you're allowed to spend what you like, but I'm not sure if that's still the case.