The Fish

If the stadium wasn't empty the atmosphere would be fucking toxic, doubt even that would get him out the door though. Bruce's job is safe as long as we're not looking likely to go down. Would love a journalist to really pull him up on the bullshit excuses we're hearing after every poor performance. The're simply no reason to play as badly as we are. We've got the players, arguably the best squad we've had since relegation. He inherited a good defensive team, he's got good attacking players in Wilson, ASM, Almiron, Fraser and yes, even Joelinton. I might be missing something, but it seems pretty straightforward to me. 4 at the back with Hayden ahead of him, no Shelvey, 5 from the other options.

That was bad, but I had hoped we might hold on. Darlow was superb until the Rashford challenge. Honestly think Pardew would set the team up better than Bruce is. Maybe even McClaren.

Throwing his cock about at the rumours they're about to be bought by Alan Moore's weird cousin.

There is though, isn't there? That's why you get the replies you do. Because it's painfully obvious to everyone. So, with that in mind, what's the point?

No, I mean the transparent WUM-ing? What's the point in that?

Nothing has a point.

What's the point in all this?

Sounds pretty staged

Or twitter.

Don't feel like you have to.

I googled and would not have got it in a million years if I hadn't.

Don't follow? What was their response?

If I were Ashley I'd make my signature conditional on the Saudi takeover going through.

What?

As others have said, Padstow, St Ives, Truro, Falmouth... There's a place near Portscatho called "The Hidden Hut". Literally a hut on the cliff-top selling unbelievable food. The Beach Hut at Watergate Bay is good as well. Avoid King Harry's Ferry if you can. Rick Stein's place in Padstow is decent, but not worth the cost, or the queue. £45 for two Fish and Chips and a kids meal. I've had equally good fish and better chips in Tynemouth. Loads to see, we stayed there a week and barely scratched the surface.

You gonna bother going for FM21? Think Ashley has finally killed my interest in football.

Seriously though, you're a tedious contrarian, or a mackem wum. Either way. What a cunt.

Went to Cornwall for a week. Some amazing beaches down there. In hindsight we'd have been better off staying near Falmouth, or even Truro as we spent more time on the southern coast. Instead we were near Newquay for the Zoo and aquarium. Drive down wasn't half as bad as I thought it would be. 5-6 hours each way. Reckon we'll do it again when the little lad is a bit older, but go with friends and get a bigger place.

You forgot about Dre?

I'd have him on loan again.

'that amuses me somewhat' What a cunt.

The Boys is ace. But Karl Urban's accent is grating.

How'd you know my nickname from Uni?

Been googling Vilca and it looks like he's a defensive-minded midfielder, which is good because we've currently got one defensive midfielder. Seen reports that he'll immediately go out out on loan, which is bad because we've only got one defensive midfielder.

That's not tapas from Britain, that's tapas from Iceland.